WEAKSID! it applies to me! I think Ph00ey and I have the same HMO! /me looks a Ph00ey differently now that she's seen his softer side You tell funny jokes but oh! you write beautiful poetry!
/me is praying for Fuzzy and Wom *Kim*
werewolf! *Kim*
Go to the big show Pink or regular lemonade? *Kim*
Oh my, you're right Doreen & Shmoopy. The poetry *is* very beautiful. yowza! Ph00ey! *Kim*
I'm watching you, Mr. Xaltec and you too Ph00ey ! DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. a. female: Any part under a car's hood. b. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. a. female: Fully opening up one's se
/me wishes both Fuzzy and Wom the best! Get well soon! Beautiful poem Shmoopy! Ph00ey is a poet? I'm going to have to see this on Doreen's recomendation! Thanks for the link, Shmoopy! *Kim*
Judy Garland Bud or Miller?
Mr. Xaltec! I hope you have fun riding your bicycle and drinking your coffee /me is happy to see Phooey back! Is it ever going to stop snowing? 20 Clues a Woman Should Call it a Night... <b
Beach Wealth or Happiness?
This is for Mr. Xaltec Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man Chocolate is sweet no matter what kind of mood you're in. Chocolate stimulates endorphin secretion, which leads to euphoria. Every time. Chocolate is always predictable yet never boring. Chocolate doesn't have a preferred position. Chocolate doesn't care if I weigh 120 pounds or 220 pounds. Chocolate is cheap an
Hi Phooey!! TY for the greeting!! How did you do that? *Kim*
mr. werewolf have you seen the one with all the Dan Quayle quotes? I can't believe the things he said! I looked for it but I no longer have it, maybe you do? I was flying to San Francisco this weekend, and the stewardess reading the flight safety information had the entire planeload of passengers lo
Where do you guys get all these jokes? SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and
Mr Xaltec! I don't need a spell checker like that, I have one built in! Of all people, my Mother sent me this one! A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to
The probability of somebody watching you is directly proportionate to the stupidity of your actions. *Kim*
okay I never see them! Cup or Mug? *Kim*
My sister sent me this one AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. DEFENSE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The ar
Shame on you snarf!
Shmoopy is exiled? Why?? I was here and saw it all! JamMeister33 is the one that should be exiled! I'm with Pooey! I'm going to put off buying the browser I think. *Kim*
kick blind or deaf? *Kim*
My sister sent me this one today A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your husband drink it. Tell me, didn't you feel the slightest bit of pity for him?" the defense attorney prompted. "Yes," she replied, "I think there was one moment when I felt sorry for him
Butter! Jam or Jelly? *Kim*
Phooey! I don't know where you came from but I sure am glad you did! I always leave here with a smile *Kim*
Geek Hi, Shmoopy! Hi Phooey! Fresh or Frozen? *Kim*
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