Werewolf! Bubba and Earl Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label
Watch those BLONDE jokes! > I resemble those remarks! MEXICAN PARROT So the man walks to the register and asks the employee, "Excuse me sir, but can you tell me why that parrot costs $5,000 dollars?" The employee says, "Oh that parrot is extremely special, it's one of a kind. Not only is it
Stay true to the Jedi! Copper doesn't rust! I'm a girl and even I know that! Carpet or Hardwood Floors? *Kim*
Girl Power KarmaGirl! Show the boys how it's done! Frank Herbert Root Beer, A&W or ICB? *Kim*
Wow, Mr. Gupps! Phooey, I sent you an email, did you get it? A buxom, blonde, young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?" "Of course not!" the blonde snappe
JamMeister33 you forgot the question! Cheese Cake or Chocolate Cake?
The night time is the right time Dairy or non-dairy? *Kim*
/me is glad you are home and well! Take care! *Kim*
Have to work this weekend Hello Green_Armani Good one! I'm still keeping an eye on you Mr Xaltec! THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE His obnoxious brother - Please Gogh His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh<
Machines, I'd loose a lot playing cards! White or Wheat? *Kim*
Ph00ey! THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T!..... It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out w
Mine's not such a mystery either..my name is Kimberly but in high school I was called Kimbabe by a few close friends. My sister still calls me Kimbabe. *Kim*
Mr Xaltec! I didn't get any jokes today, sorry! *Kim*
Lawn Wings or Ribs? *Kim*
cereal - Crispix McDonalds or Burger King? *Kim*
Things To Ponder..... Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? *Kim*
Good News! *Kim*
Keeping Wom in my prayers. *Kim*
Wow! I don't think I can top Ph00ey's but I wish you a very Happy Birthday Elfkura! *Kim*
Mr Xaltec! You tickle me! Ph00ey blushes?? A man's car breaks down right in front of a farm and he's trying to fix it when he hears a voice coming behind him, "You have water in the gas tank." The man turns around and all he sees is a cow from the farm. He goes back to his car and again the same
I bought the aniversary edition of Paint Shop Pro, from what I gather I get the new version free! /me likes free *Kim*
Thank You Peff I don't know how it works, just that it does *Kim*
Ritz Been raining here all day! This one will be an easy pick. Rain or Shine? *Kim*
/me needs a hug
Oh this is just GREAT! I finally get time to get on the computer and everybody leaves! *Kim*
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