Kimbabe

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -- OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom

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You're welcome,Phooey! Good to see you back! As a new bride, Edna moved into the small home of her husband, Jack. She put a shoebox on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For 50 years Jack left the box alone, until Edna was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important. Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He<

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These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs... 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2 7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mi

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Can we just be friends? The death sentence of any relationship! I've found that it is usually impossible to be any sort of a real friend to any ex. Maybe only in a cool distant way most always. I do agree under unusual circumstances it may be possible but very improbable. *Kim*<img src="http://

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Happy St. Patricks Day! Ferguson the blacksmith came in with a badly damaged foot. The doctor was surprised, for Ferguson was a careful man. "What happened to you, Paddy?" he asked. "Well, thirty-three years ago I was a young apprentice with Twomey of Ballinanaspickbuidhe ......" "But about your foot.....?" "This is about me foot. Twomey had a daughter and your eyes could gaze on her like the

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mrtee! New Inspectors Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who are in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all know that men have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For crying' out loud! Men can't find the dirty clothes hamper. Men can't find the jar of

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Crunchy Bird "Hey, bartender," says a customer, sitting at the bar. "What kind of bird is that sitting on the perch?" "Oh," says Bob the bartender, "that's a Crunchy Bird!" "I never heard of a Crunchy Bird," says the patron. "Just watch," says Bob. He takes a newspaper off the bar and throws it down on the floor, then he turns to the bird and says, "Crunchy Bird, my paper!" The bird swoops down and attacks the newspaper. He rips it to shreds until the

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Where is Mr.Xaltec hiding? DARWIN AWARDS NEWSLETTER - 10 March 2003 The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. We commemorate men and women who gave their all in an effort to improve the human species. Of necessity, the honor is usually bestowed posthumously. FAULTY AIM FATAL Colorado | When Gerald was

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I guess that about covers everything, Phooey General Motors Help Line General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did ... HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" Customer: "I got in my car and closed the door and nothing

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No Blonde jokes if ya know what's good for you! Four Question Quiz The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? . . . . . . . . . The correct ans

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