Kimbabe

Kimbabe

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Phooey, I just looked at your Amish page, I'm still laughing! Here's my contribution A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the Mother Superior. "Well I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that look

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I liked that one too Weaksid. Phooey my laughing muscles are hurting! Here's one I thought was cute. Analogies and Metaphors Found In High School Essays ~ Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had it's two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. ~ She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. ~ S

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OLD LADY WISH A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, "Oh really, what kind of animals did you want?" The little old lady said "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it." *Kim* <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles

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Reply to One song lyric.... keep it going in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

As I did walk by Hampstead Fair I came upon Mother Goose so I turned her loose she was screaming. And a foreign student said to me was it really true there are elephants and lions too in Piccadilly Circus? Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun. Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into hankerchiefs as one. I don't believe they knew I was a schoolboy. And a bearded lady said to me if you start your raving a

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Opps! I thought I was on wincustomize not cheating wives and husbands dot com! I really need to get my links in order! Shmoopy, that was a nice original message though. I'll remember that if I ever get good enough and brave enough to submit something. *Kim*

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Jafo *I* "cannot" but I want to learn. I could never see reason to negativly comment on someones work. If it wasn't my cup of tea I would just keep that to myself rather than to say something bad. Adam I can understand constructive criticism from ones peers and mentors but that should be reserved for the proper forum and not the public displays. Just an opinion from someone outsid

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Reply to Ponder and reply... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Thank you a-seraphim, here goes nothing Wherever I go Whatever I do there is always something that reminds me of you no matter how I try to shake it off of me there's a little reminder somewhere of you to me I tried to go away and leave you far behind tried everything I could to get you off my mind but when I least expect it every time I turn

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