Kimbabe

Kimbabe

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Here's one Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell

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An older priest was discussing the increasing numbers in the congregation with his young counterpart. "It worked like a charm," he praised the young priest, "the front of the church pews even fill up first!" The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. That packed the balcony, too." "Thank you, Father

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Finally got on here! Interesting Facts * It is impossible to lick your elbow. * People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops beating for a millisecond. * The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. * If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If

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I lived in Germany for a time when my ex-husband was stationed there and I have no idea what you are talking about, Styl skinner! They do count one-ten just like everybody else only in German like Ph00ey said *Kim*

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My sister sent me this one As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church which she had always attended as a child. In the co

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Check your mail, Ph00ey Women's Rules Chips ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women's Rules For Men 1. Call. 2. Don't lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together. 4. If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls. 5. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes." 6. Ditto for "Is sh

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Ph00ey what's with all the pizza jokes? The Top 15 Signs You're Seeing the Wrong Shrink 15> When you confide that you think you're Napoleon, he refuses to see you any more because *he's* Napoleon. 14> "Ph.D.? No. But I *did* stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." 13> When he does word association with you, he replies to every one of your answers by screaming, "WRON

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mrtee! Hi Ph00ey THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING CHILDBIRTH Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Demi Moore had a baby! Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football

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