BoBoMoe! Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie: "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?" "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a wist. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!" "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!" "Can wepostpone this duel till 12:05? I go
I use IE spell as well but a spell check would be a nice addition. Most other message thingies you can see your messages before you send it and catch mistakes. *Kim*
Congratulations Ingui! *Kim*
Had some catching up to do, but the vacation was worth it! The Top 16 Poor Responses to the Question "Does This Make Me Look Fat?" 16> "Not to Stevie Wonder." 15> "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend." 14> "Does this tie make me look stupid?" 13> "No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!" 12> "I guess there's no
My daughter is a Pisces too. This place sure is a soap opera sometimes! *Kim*
Hope Shmoopy enjoys her vacation as much as I did mine! *Kim*
I had a blankie when I was little, I called it my "B" *Kim*
I've been busy so belated congratulations, Jafo! *Kim*
You need Logon Studio https://www.stardock.com/products/logonstudio/ It's Free /me likes free *Kim*
I'm off to Florida for Easter vacation today. Thank you Ph00ey for the Disney and Universal Studio information. See ya! *Kim* Human Resources Forms In order to standardize our Human Resources forms we now use just 7 reasons for termination (Based on Snow White and th
Congratulations! *Kim*
A preacher became frustrated that a large part of his congregation was going water skiing on Sunday, rather than coming to church, so he told his wife, "This Sunday, I'm going to preach about the evils of water skiing on Sunday." "What!" she exclaimed. "That's a silly thing to preach about!" "I don't think so," he said, "it's a problem we need to address." The next Sunday as they were driving to church, the wife asks the preacher what he was going to preach about. "As I told you
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, s
mrtee, I remember Pulp Fiction, what about it? Did I miss something? WHAT HAPPENED? Al wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Al looks aroun
Thank you, Fuzzy That is just what I needed. *Kim*
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Can someone recommend a file display utility that will display gif's JPG's, flash and the like? Thanks so much! *Kim*
The Top 13 Things That Suck About Being Saddam's Body Double (Part II) 13> Getting rid of that "new body double" smell. 12> Elderly women telling you how great you were in "Grumpy Old Men" with that Yankee pig dog, Jack Lemmon. 11> You always get assigned the colonoscopy detail. 10> He makes one stupid comment in a newspaper interview and a week later, *you're* on state-run TV proving that he can eat 50 pickled eggs in under a minute. 9> To k
The Top 13 Things That Suck About Being Saddam's Body Double (Part I) 13> There go your chances of ever being on "American Idol." 12> Telltale pork rind crumbs always get trapped in that mustache. 11> Saddam #18 never rinses out the mustache after he's done with it. 10> You're the one who always gets stuck signing autographed pictures for Michael Moore and Sean Penn. 9> You only get to sleep with wives #201 and higher. 8> Because he
Wincustomize.com Anybody seen Mr. Xaltec? Shaved or Unshaved? *Kim*
The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait. The child was about six years old, snub nosed, freckled, buck toothed and bespectacled. She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her. Finally, one of them muttered to the other, "Not very p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling
pepsi Daylight savings time or Not? *Kim*
Lamaze Class A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand -- to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad." The Lamaze instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up. "You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked. "Exactly," repli
Polo Shirts Skirts No more car questions, PLEASE! Take a bath or a Shower? *Kim*
Digital Cameras Stay at home and watch a movie or go out to a movie? *Kim*
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