Banned for not realising a bullet is far quicker and more effective... less expensive.

banned for wanting to bill the victim's family for the bullet

Banned for they can afford it many thousand times over

banned for being callous to the cost

Banned for not knowing the huge cost it takes to become callous.

banned for paying too much

Banned for thinking you can improve upon my budget.

banned for trying to imitate will smith and slap the taste out of someones mouth for a bad joke

Banned for being like Rock... crying all the way to your lawyer.

banned for thinking lawyers were involved

Banned for not accepting that lawyers are ambulance chasers and would have been all over the 'slap' for a few extra bucks.

banned for trying to spread the love

Banned for I'm a firm believer in safe sex.... and abstinence is the safest, so now-a-days I have thoughties.

banned for letting it all hang out

Banned for neglecting to remember that I cannot do that without hurting my poor arthritic knees.

banned for having bad knees from doing poor stances

Banned for a poor stance and little to no compassion for kneeling difficulties.

banned for having a garbage in garbage out mentality 

Banned for a really weird curiosity in garbage and sniffing sewage.

banned for being a sniffer of hoarder homes

Banned for taking possession of a hoarder's trove and selling it on the black market as antiques.

banned for painting the roses red and not blue

Banned for not acknoledging that black roses are more appealing.

banned for not knowing that black roses are my favorite roses

Banned for having favourites and neglecting the more traditional colours of pink, white and red, not forgetting yellow.