banned for wanting it traditional

Banned for failing to apply the traditional greeting when banning a traditional ban.

banned for making greetings a necessary thing

Banned for standing on a roadside cow pat then suing the farmer to replace your shoes.

banned for not knowing that they were high dollar shoes and that the cows had wandered out their assigned area

Banned for blaming the cows rather than the cattle rustlers who left the gate open while stealing the herd's prize bull

banned for following the bull crap left over for the joe trump show

Banned for leaving the trail of bull-crap in a public place for others to step on and spread even further... like at bus stops and getting the deliberately placed bull-crap transported far and wide.... to far-flung places where the bull hasn't been seen in years since their innocent droppings got associated with Donald Trump's thrice daily bullshit.

banned for continuing the mess with the donald biden show

Banned for confusing a Pootin with a bidet.

banned for seeing nothing but daisies 

Banned for being a lone buttercup in a field full of daffodils.

banned for shredding the sheep and ruining the wool

Banned for looking very sheepish when it was revealed you let loose a herd of wool bearers in front of a combine harvester to save time and money shearing them.

banned for letting the dogs out to clean up the mess

Banned for they were not dogs but wolves.... dressed in sheeps clothing.

banned for pulling the teeth out without replacing them

Banned for the fear of going to the dentist and instead going to the vet and haggling over the price for a routine root canal and a quick tonsilectomy the vet wasn't qualified to do.

Then there was the woman who went to the dentist and said that she wasn't sure which was worst... having a tooth extracted or having a baby.

The dentist quickly quipped: "Make up yer mind lady... so's I know how to adjust the chair.

banned for going to an all in one medical facility 

Banned for attempting to become a fish farmer and filling your bathtub with goldfish.

banned for not seeing the profit in flashy carp

Banned for the carp playing the harp under a tarp

banned for trying rhyme time with with a bottle

Banned for not posting anything for 16 years

banned for coming back to post