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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #25926 Top

banned for trying to bull your way through and realizing that it will take longer than you thought

Reply #25927 Top

Banned for calling Putin a shit can..... hehe.... poo tin.

Reply #25928 Top

banned for trying to ban me for my right to call political figures whatever i want

LOL Poo Tin, nice

Reply #25929 Top

Banned for not naming one of the worst ever political leaders Anal Trump.

Reply #25930 Top

banned for failing to recognize his twin sleepy joe

Reply #25931 Top

Banned for that's supposed to be sloppy joe.

Reply #25932 Top

banned for knowing that about joe

Reply #25933 Top

Banned for being notoriously late to the party.... not that you missed much.... Joe forgot to hire the strippers and didn't order any booze.

Reply #25934 Top

banned for depending on joe

Reply #25935 Top

Banned for I didn't depend on him.... didn't even attend said party... no RSVP... nothing.

Reply #25936 Top

banned for not checking your regular mail on a regular bases 

Reply #25937 Top

Banned for not knowing she was only the postman's daughter and always had some mail in her box.

Reply #25938 Top

banned for throwing away the key

Reply #25939 Top

Banned for thinking you had the key to success when I had it in my hip pocket the whole time... and you'd never believe it, it unlocks my neighbour's wife's chastity belt as well.

Reply #25940 Top

banned for putting such a belt on her in the first place

Reply #25941 Top

Banned for thinking it was me... t'was her husband, who is away on business a lot and couldn't afford to pay a gatekeeper.

Sort of like when King Arthur went away to war and put one on Guinivere, leaving Lancelot behind to protect the realm... and his queen.  As Arthur was about to leave the castle he gave Lancelot the key for safe keeping, just in case he lost it on the battlefield.  Anyway, after about 15 minutes Lancelot was on his trusty steed and was galloping at full tilt to catch up with Arthur.

"Sire, sire, I think you left me the wrong key."

Reply #25942 Top

banned for leaving the wrong key

Reply #25943 Top

Banned for not knowing how Lancelot got his name... he 'lanced' a lot.... hence Guinivere's chastity belt.

Reply #25944 Top

banned for punage 

Reply #25945 Top

Banned for punnet.... a basketful of chastity belt keys and not knowing which key fits which belt.

Reply #25946 Top

banned for locking everything down again

Reply #25947 Top

Banned for yet another reference to measures against Covid.

Reply #25948 Top

banned for need such things after the vaccines have been released

Reply #25949 Top

Banned for there is no vaccine for greed and/or stupidity... Putin has both.

Reply #25950 Top

banned for wanting to change the human mind with drugs