Banned for getting full in the closet with various forms of alcohol and obesity causing snacks.

banned for letting the sandboxes overflow

Banned for going in the sandbox like an old tom cat.

banned for being older than me

Banned for ageism and that one day you won't be able to get the wrinkles out, either.

banned for thinking that i dont know how to work an iron

Banned for thinking you'd be able to use an iron on such a sensitive and delicate part of the body....OUCH!!!!

banned for not taking your boosters properly to avoid such issues

Banned for there is no inoculation for jealousy or false hope.

banned for not understanding modern medicine 

Banned for still believing there is an inoculation for lunacy and recklessness.

banned for mocking my beliefs in the great unknowns

Banned for what is unknown to you is common knowledge to everyone else.

banned for changing flags in the middle of a battle so as to be on the winning side at all times

Banned for taking sides.

Banned for siding with people who believe the best fun to be had is in their underwear after dark on days that end with ay.

banned for mocking us that wear underwear

Banned for skid marks on what appears to be the outside of your undies when you're actually wearing them inside out to get a couple more days wear out of them

banned for mocking my onlyfans page and demanding that it be taken down for the sake of humanity

Banned for having a onlyfans page that preaches feigning lunacy to avoid taking responsibility for foolish behaviour.

banned for thinking that it is foolish or feigned

Banned for feigning expertise in foolish pursuits .

banned for breaking into the labs and releasing viruses to embarrass certain governments 

Banned for breaking into Donald Trump's Florida residence to ascertain if golfers really lose their balls in old age.

banned for mentioning that lunatic that let in the current lunatic in charge of the country