banned for trying to break the rhythm of a steel drum band

Banned for trying to join a steel drum band with a dirty old 44 gallon drum turned upside down.

banned for not knowing the cool trend that takes old drums and makes sweet sweet music

Banned for not knowing the time and banging a big bass drum out of your bedroom window to hear a neighbour call out: "Who the bloody hell is banging a big bass drum out the bedroom window at three o'clock in the morning?"

banned for wanting me to follow an artificial construct made by humans called time that is designed to control the masses

Banned for yet another conspiracy theory and grasping the wrong end of the stick again.  The measurement of time was originally used by the Ancient Egyptians to know when to sow and reap their crops.... and when to commence work on the pharaoh's pyramid.

banned for proving my point

Banned for I did nothing of the sort... I was too busy installing Windows 11 and getting accustomed to the new features.  Oh, and the pyramid building was not enforced but rather a labour of love and respect for the pharaoh.

banned for upgrading your operating system with a more bloated version that the current one

Banned for no particular reason... just banned.

banned for banning vaccine mandates which in itself is sort of a mandate and is therefore banned

Banned for going on mandates to show you're not homophobic.

banned for twisting words into pretzels to push your liberal/conservative agenda against centrists 

Banned for suggesting that I have an agenda.  I don't have agendas, just plans.

banned for using the english language as a means of hiding your true intentions behind a wall of words

Banned for hiding your true intentions with a litany of bad jokes and quotes taken from War & Peace.

banned because the original title was war what is it good for

Banned for engaging in a war of words.

banned for engaging in aggressive negotiations 

Banned for toilet rolls in the laboratory because you confused it with a lavatory.

banned for not changing them when it is needed

Banned for it's BYO when it comes to TP in my lavatory..... and banned also for replacing you mother-in-law's toilet paper with a roll of sandpaper.

banned because my mother in law is in a box in my sister in law's house

Banned for the bottomless box that hosts a multitude of sins.

banned for opening the box