Banned for it's all in the eye of the beholder.

banned for letting the beholder out of its cage

Banned for beholding the beholder with no clothes on.

banned for debuffing the beholder

Banned for holding the beholder [and not by his hand] to stop him going to the nudie beach and scaring little ladies, both old and young, with the shaft holding up his umbrella.

banned for citing low umbrella coverage

Banned for raindrops keep falling on your head... cos yer umbrella leaks like a sieve.

banned for making fun of the best rainy season we've had in years

Banned for only just noticing that I revel enthusiastically in making fun of your shortcomings and misgivings.

banned for putting googly eyes on rocks and selling them as pets

Banned for not feeding yours and neglecting to take it for a walk.

banned for not knowing i took it for a swim and it skipped over the water and refused to learn to swim

Banned for allowing your pet rock to drown because you wouldn't buy him a floatation device

banned for tying me down and making me watch as you throw my pet rock into the sea

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Banned for being a sad sack who doesn't have fun in his pants anymore.

banned for thinking that you need pants to have fun

Banned for thinking fun in public is better with no pants on.

banned for letting the public deal with el natural 

Banned for there is no such things 'natural' in this day and age.... not even skin, given all the 'plastic' surgery.

banned for letting all the plastic stuff get in your skin

Banned for keeping your grandfather clock in a polythene bag... and your grandfather in a closet with a plastic door.

banned for not realizing that if my grandfather got out, he would start the zombie apocalypse

Banned for keeping an undead grandfather in a closet with a secret backdoor to go on the rampage and create new undead friends to keep him company on those lonely nights when he gets cold from the lack of viable blood... geez, that closet must be getting crowded by now... next he'll be asking for an extension to accommodate them all.

banned for letting the closet get full