Banned for not inviting more lunatics to participate and inject more lunacy in this thread.

banned for blowing up my power supply and making me buy a new one

Banned for not opting for a flatulence powered gas turbine to produce the power instead.

banned for wanting to involve the cows again in your methane conspiracy that it is a worst thing for climate change

Banned for it's not mythane that's the problem here, it's yourthane, and in a built-up area it contributes greatly to the hole in the ozone layer and people visiting their doctors with breathing difficulties.

banned for mocking my efforts to keep the doctors and climate conspiracy theorists working and paid

Banned for supporting theorists [and that's all they are, theorists who have the wrong end of the stick] and fringe lunatics so they can continue spreading whacked out theories with no indisputable proof.

banned for thinking that because others can't see the proof that it means that ones are crazy

Banned for not accepting that if politicians kept their mouths shut and stopped telling lies there would be no climate change.

banned for thinking that would ever happen and that we are doomed

Banned for not realising that doom and gloom is the best way to stop getting yer hopes up when it comes to those liars in power opening their mouths.

banned for shutting down facebook and instagram

Banned for getting shirty because you didn't think of it first.

banned for turning them back on

Banned for mistaking me for somebody else... I would never have done such a thing.... off, yes: on, no frigging way.

banned for trying to cover up your mistakes with rhetoric 

Banned for conspiracy theories.... in both starting them and believing, then perpetuating those of others.

banned for not seeing the full truth about how the mice have us believing that lizard people on the moon are controlling the planet

Banned for not knowing that the mice men are the architects 1000's of conspiracy theories, and the one about lizard people on the moon is a ruse to misdirect our attention away from several mouse plagues that are planned for every continent on the planet.

banned for only having a limited knowledge about mice and not realizing that the plague spreading is a way for them to discover new vaccines for themselves amongst other horrific things they are experimenting with

Banned for assisting the mice with their insidious experiments to take over the world... starting in Washington.

banned for not specifying which washington you are referring to 

Banned for adding your washing machine to the list.

banned for making the list

Banned for lashing out with your rhythm stick.