banned for trying to eat the gingerbread wife

Banned for exaggeration... again.... I was only licking her.

banned for cloaking everything in double entendre 

Banned for calling it cloaking when I wear a cape

banned for capering about

Banned for following my capering around on yer rocking horse.

banned for following the science of political nonsense rather that the science of life

Banned for not understanding the thick and thin of it.... the long and the short of it are quite disappointed.

banned for thinning it all out

Banned for thinning on top and thickening around the midriff .... not to mention sagging elsewhere.

banned for thinking i am thinning on top

Banned for not fessing up to sagging elsewhere and that a girdle would be be required in order to view the affected region.

banned for wanting to make me confess to anything

Banned for operating under the cloak of secrecy.

banned for milling about in full public with a duck suit in hand

Banned for not knowing that wasn't a duck suit I was carrying.  I caught Daffy messing around in my backyard and popped off a couple of shots to end his foray.  Roast duck, anyone?

banned for not realizing that it was rabbit season

Banned for not knowing that I also have roast rabbit and rabbit stew on the menu;

banned for three letter words

Banned for counting and complaining.

Banned from trying to ban people while not playing in an actual band.

banned for screaming from the highest mountain as you fall off the south side

Banned for pretending you can yodel from the east side of the mountaintops while traditionally wearing a kilt and complaining yer nuts and bolt are cold.

Banned for failing to break this thread with a multitude of bans.

Banned for antisocial tendencies.... we don't want it broken, just a thinning out of the critics and naysayers.