Banned for thinking that time in space ends at the edge of the universe and begins again elsewhere in another cosmos.

Thanks for the kind words, they mean a lot at this time and are appreciated.

banned for not accounting for a hell of a good time

Banned for thinking a good time begins in hell.

banned for not realizing that it has to start somewhere

Banned for not knowing a good time starts with rock n' roll and melted cheese on a slice of multi-grain toast.

banned for using old man toast

Banned for toasting to the old man who purposely became a renegade to upset his nagging wife with heaps of very colourful language and plenty much contrary behaviour.

banned for outlining my future

Banned for looking into the future and seeing the renegade life as an option.

banned for trying to hide options in an effort to control me

Banned for an attempt to control yourself and failing dismally.

banned for letting out the dogs of war

Banned for leaving the kennel door open so's they could escape when I opened the front gate.

banned for making the numbers on the scale count for something

Banned for being like the constipated mathematician, who worked it out with his pencil

banned for penciling things in

Banned for you should never be without your pencil.... or an eraser to remove cock-ups.

banned for not developing a whole pencil case to make sure that you have a pencil for every situation 

Banned for not knowing that I have more than enough lead in my pencil.

banned for making the cat chase the dog again

Banned for keyhole peeping and revealing my dirtiest and darkest secrets.

banned for having such secrets to begin with

Banned for having dirtier secrets than mine and posting them anonymously on the dark web to influence like-minded weirdos with mirth and depravity.

banned for following the trail of bread crumbs

Banned for being the gingerbread man and leaving the trail of crumbs.