Banned due to little people.

Banned for not banning Draak for implying that hell is short. Unless you're someone like Orpheus, it's eternal.

My little sister isn't as tall as I am, but she'd almost certainly kick my ass in a fight. She teaches yoga and runs around all day taking care of my nephew. I teach civics, eat too much, and exercise too little. 

Banned because I think we're all out of shape here.

Banned for making assumptions.

banned for being limey

Banned for IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

banned for screaming denial

Usually means you have something to hide.

Banned for I've got plenty of things to hide, like the bodies buried in my backyard next to a shrub, which has gotten ratrher large from their nutrients.

Banned for improper disposal of bio-hazardous material. 

banned for misdemeanors.

I'm not ripped or anything like that, but I work out. Below average body fat. Moderately tone. I think I'm okay.

Banned because they've had time to rot by now, so I'm not worried.

banned for bones are issues.

how's Sextember going?

Banned for bones disintegrate eventually, right?

And we are still on track, and still thoroughly enjoying ourselves.

It doesn't have to be just the standard Novalith+Phase Stabilizer, right? There can be the other, more uh, wild, varieties of the action thrown in there as complements, right? If no, then we've failed. Miserably.

Banned because "eventually" is not long enough to keep you safe from the forensics folks. Unless you help the process along, you'll be long dead before those bones disintegrate.

banned for ""

Banned if you thought those were shudder quotes. I was just quoting JA.

Otherwise, banned for a very confusing ban. "?" 

banned for

Banned for actually posting a halfway decent song.

banned for going halfway

banned for going farther.

And I guess 'sex' is a basic prerequisite. You can do it more than once, use toys and hanging straps, or throw in animals without discounting the experience.

banned for going to far

Banned because most animals can't come close to giving consent, and it wouldn't be safe for humans to play that closely with language-trained apes. What's a safe word for a cow? Moo can mean so many things...

banned for game of thrones

banned for going the funny direction on bestiality.

Banned for "Quack, damn you!"