banned for I try, but am not always successful

Banned for admitting to past failure.

-Twi

banned for not realizing the failures can be learned from, but first they must be admitted

banned for you need to learn to keep your ass home. Save the strut for private

Banned because struts are an important stabilizing  structural feature, and need not be concealed.

banned for nerd strutting

Cantilevered Ban

Suspension ban!

bouncy ban

Banned for low tire pressure.

Banned because too much bounce could also be a shock absorber problem.

Banned for shock & awe.

banned for bushisms

Banned for bushophobia. There's a lot more to shrubbery than just Dubyerry.

Banned for the shrubbery. It's a very nice shrubbery, but now you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with..... A HERRING!

banned for Monte Python jokes

Banned for misspelling Monty Python. And for bad taste in humour. You obviously need to be treated to a fish-slapping dance.

banned for y

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Banned succinctly.

banned for galcivii

Banned because "Sins of a Solar Empire" is redundant. Imperialism is a sin in its own right. Civilization, galactic or otherwise, is by definition a quest for the good life.

banned for one's civilization is another's imperialism

banned for ethics are perception.

Banned for I find your lack of perception disturbing.