Banned because b*ogging is a dirty word, so I use an asterisk to replace the letter L.

It's the single most ugly neologism yet spawned by the so-called 'information age.' Phonetically fit to be a swear-word, yet treated as if it were the goose that laid golden eggs. Ick-poo, I say. They're bloody journals done in public and they don't deserve a new word to describe them until people have had a few decades to decide whether the habit is basically wholesome or mostly disgusting. 

banned for I feel that tweeting beats em

Banned for posting 3 seconds before I did.

"Banned because b*ogging is a dirty word."

Banned for an interesting point of view.   Maybe you should write a b*og about it.

banned for irony

banned for heavy metal

Banned for Led Zeppelins.

banned for failures of buoyancy.

Titanic Ban.

banned for epicness

Banned for fearing icebergs.

Banned because that was just the tip of the iceberg.

banned for icebergs are evil, hiding what they are and all

Banned because I am just merely wading through the murk of a social pool that is this ban game.

Soon to slip away into the aether yet again...

Banned for slipping away...

Banned for slipping out.

Banned for slipping up.

Banned for owpafhne4upq3y85 rp

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oops, I accidently the button

Banned with this I don't even.

Banned 'cause it's funny 'cause I didn't do it...

Banned for my finished wonderful halloween display.

banned for taking this long to spray paint a pumpkin shaped cut-out.

Banned for not going old-school.

Banned for not just screwing in an orange porchlight bulb.

banned for cruelty to orange

Banned because orange can be cruel all by itself. (I live very close to the Gators' home fields.)