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so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx, & Cyd Chairrise.
LMAO!!! That ROCKS buddy, you've made my day!
How about... Sofa Loren!!
so....I suppose you've got some Cary Granite in the Lord Kitchener 
if you're taking the boat out this weekend on the long weekend Billie Holliday...don't forget to check the Paul Anka...
don't forget to have plenty of loo paper next to the Brad Pitt...and any problems call in Christopher Plummer....he might also need to check the Omar Showeriff...
and after you've given the dog a Bono...check him for some Raymond Burrs....take him for a Christopher Walkin....then you can sit down on the Peter O'Stool and sip a nice Matthew Perrier while the Walter Pidgeons in the oven in a nice Jack Lemmon sauce...
..and at the end of the Doris Day...when you've Cher'd a few too many Minnie Screw Drivers...had a little Chuck Mangione......and you're feeling a little Alan Older... don't forget to put your Judi Dentures in a glass on the nightstand next to your Johnny Cash...that you've set aside to pay the Ava Gardener
For a relaxing vacation, take a (Tom) Cruise. Or just check into the Paris Hilton! 
Oh Tim, you could REALLY take that another way.
PS.. My kid is pissing himself laughing @ the Tom Cruise one!
Nudge, nudge......say no more, say no more! 
Are they brands ?
Or, are you giving names to your chairs, tables, beds, sofas etc.?
My cabinets by L. Ron Cupboard.
My coffee maker: Bruno More.
My toothbrush: Ginger Vitis.
My Grill: Howard M. Burgers.
P.C. Barnum: "There's a skinner born every minute"
So you are naming furnitures like people name their pets. I wonder if they respond when you call your furnitures by their name.
When you will have to rest what you will say to your bed-
Mr Coucho Marx! Come here, I have to go into you.
Our silverware....Rod Sterling
My piggybank.....E.F.Nuttun'
My lamp....Gordon Lightfoot
Our smoke detector...Stanley Screamer
The cats' litterbox...Potty Animal
Our coffeepot...Mr.Folgers
The new bedroom set: Ewell Rudy Day.
The old beroom set: Meg Meehan Hoffa.
The new "commode": Wilma Butfit.
The faucets that won't work right: Kirsten Hollered.
Driveway: Luciano Pavearoadi.
The stereo: Gladys Radio.
it's obvious western humor doesn't go over very well in central asia. oh well.
I have a name for my couch!
I call it that Fu@*!#& Couch when I stub my toe on it!
Well? It's still a name!
How about Ringo Stairs, Buffy the Vacuum Slayer or Lamp Rey?
It'd go with my toothbrush...Ginger Vitis.
Hey Munkeh Man! Haven't seen you around in a while.
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