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I'm naming my furniture

I'm naming my furniture

so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx,  & Cyd Chairrise.

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Reply #26 Top

Quoting angus1949, reply 23
How about Ringo Stairs

LMAO!!XD

 

How about --> Carpet Electra:grin:   [Carmen]

Reply #27 Top

XD  :rofl:

 

Rug R Hauer

Plate O

The Doors

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Reply #29 Top

I have a name for my couch!

 

How bout Sofa Loren

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@#28

I thought it was Banderas, Pacino and De Niro..........you're fickle.:smitten: :P ;P       :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #31 Top

Quoting RedBuzzard, reply 4

I have a name for my couch!


 

How bout Sofa Loren

hehe see the first post, I posted that one already:rofl:

Ed, I love George Clooney and Brad Pitt too, OH, and I wanna marry Gary Sinese:inlove:

Reply #32 Top

hehe see the first post, I posted that one already

 

My Bad. I guess I should go out and mow the Goldie Lawn!!

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Reply #33 Top

Quoting angus1949, reply 2
 

 

Rug R Hauer

Plate O

The Doors

:rofl:

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Quoting RedBuzzard, reply 7
hehe see the first post, I posted that one already

 

My Bad. I guess I should go out and mow the Goldie Lawn!!
:rofl:

Reply #35 Top

Quoting RedBuzzard, reply 7

hehe see the first post, I posted that one already


 

My Bad. I guess I should go out and mow the Goldie Lawn!!

LMAO hon, good one... GREAT one!!!:grin: 5*

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Or go for a drive in your Chevy Chase

 

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Reply #37 Top

The livingroom painting: Dot Snice.

The family Bible: Vera Lee Isay.

The grill pan: Allen Greasepan.

The computer: Hope Anna Prayer.

The air conditioner: Justin Hale.

The golf clubs: Putnam Dailey.

Reply #38 Top

Hey Munkeh Man! Haven't seen you around in a while.

yeah.

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Reply #39 Top

Aww messiah, that's no good hon, hope you are ok. :)

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So sorry to hear that...

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sorry to hear that, messiah. i hope all goes well for you and yours very soon.

Reply #42 Top

During hailstorms,park your Johnny CARson in the ShED McMahon:rolleyes:

Reply #43 Top

How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?

Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder? 

Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!

Chim Chimeney

Micky Mantle

Kurt n. Rod

 

Reply #44 Top

Quoting angus1949, reply 18
How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?

Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder? 

Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!

Chim Chimeney

Micky Mantle

Kurt n. Rod

 

:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #45 Top

i realize 'no arms and no legs' jokes are considered crass by some but here are two:   what do you call a buy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Kurt and Rod

 

 

i can go on and on with these. i have dozens of them. sorry if anyone is offended. my friend who lost a leg doesn't mind them, tho. :)

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Brigitte Bidet

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what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs

 

......in the ocean: Bob

......in a paper bag: Russel

 

Sorry couldn't help myself!

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what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

By the front door: Matt

 

I lowered myself to Iwas' and 20f3's level.............Mbad!:blush:

Reply #49 Top

Brigitte Bidet
:grin: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Stanley Stool

Potty Duke

Ernest Tubs

Rutger Shower

Farah Faucet (easy one)

 

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works in a las vegas wedding chapel.........mary

works in a cemetary.............barry

works on a fishing boat.........annette

in a tanning bed too long.................burney