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so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx, & Cyd Chairrise.
Pandora
Old horror film actor, Peter Cushion.
Lawn Chaney
Boris Car Loft
In the couch a broken Jerry Springer.
Peter Cellars
My Cartheft Prevention: Boris Karlarm
My Printer: Dot Matrix
My Garage Sale: Upton Leftus
What d'yer mean, "jump" out the door? That sudden raining down of Rock Hudson's (a single Sharon Stone indeed) on the thunderbox roof scared the curried cabbage out of me.... so it was gas propulsion that got me through the John Wayne Door.
BTW, HG, I hope you're gonna replace the door.... I didn't get the chance to open it first. 
Some books in the bookcase.........
Drapes of Wrath
Plate'n Place
Curio George
Harry Pothead and the Garden of Ultimate Fog
Some Records in the cabinet...
Ring of Fire - (caused by) Red Hot Chili Peppers
If I Were a Banker... and you were a lady - Johnny Cashed Up
Money For Nothing - Bankers Leaving Us In Dire Straits
I Got Boned and I Missed It - Dr Hooker
Do You Really Want To Burp Me - Culture Club (early years)
I have a lot of records in my collection too.
Stairway To Heavin'- Overfed Zepellin
Wish You Were Beer-Drink Floyd
More Than A Mealin'- Boston Cream Pie
Gimme Three Skins-Lynyrd Skinnyrd
Bark!-The Beagles
Stop Draggin My Fart Around-Tom Potty and The Fartbreakers
And many,many more.
Some I forget...
Oops, I farted Again... Britney Spears "Oops I Did It Again" remake - Sh!tSkids Row
Wide Open Blouses - The Buxom Chicks.
Let 'Er Rip - The Boozie Chicks
Glove to Glove You Baby - Donna Summer duet with Wacko Jacko
Goin' Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Aylum Band
No More Mr Nice Guy - Malice Cooper
The Devil Went Down To Washington... Charlie Daniels Band remake - George Bush & The Destroyers
Sympathy For The Skeleton - The Strolling Bones.
Gush - PP Stop
Same record...mine by Johnny Cashed Out.
Yep...a 'classic'.
I had another version... If I Were a Stockbroker, and your were the IRS - Bernie Madoff & The Wall St Blues Band.
And on the B side..... Out of MY Mind, a Bitches Sin remake.
Oops I'm Knickerless Again - Britney Spears.
Flash - (special SuperBowl appearancel) Janet Jackson.
Department of Youth - Michael Jackson.
Made (by a plastic surgeon) in East L.A. (Springsteen remake) - also Michael Jackson
It's All Gone, But It's Alright - Jimmy Embezzlery and the Bankers.
Walk A Mile in My Shoes - Sore Little Feet.
More Great Music:
Nights In White Jackets -The Moody Bluescreens
Days Of Features Past - " " "
VirtualMachine Head -Deeper Purple
Spacebar Truckin' - " "
Live And Let Die -Install McCartney
Go Your Own Way -Fleetwood MacOS
Permanent Vacation -Vista Aerosmith
Operator Error -The Ungrateful Dead
Brokedown PC - " " "
Why Can't This be Love? -Ban Halen
Where do you guys get this!? RMAOL! Thanx!!! What a combo...starkers, Wiz and Ed...MAN!
Some recent additions to the bookcase...
How To Get Rich & Despised in One Foul Swoop - Bernie Madoff.
The Casting Couch: How to Fast-track Your TV Career - Ellen Degenerate.
An IQ of Only 17? How You Can Still Get Into Politics - George Bush.
How To Still Look Good After 40 Years of Substance Abuse - Keef Richards.
Things to Avoid When Looking For Someone to Father Your Children - Deb Rowe.
50 Ways Reasons To Leave Your Lover - Kev Feederline,
Are you SURE that's what you want?
If so, there's a chimp around here who's notorious for flinging... er, 'stool samples'
If you stand on one leg, hold your nose and call 'Messiah1 3 times... I'm sure he will oblige. 
Hi,
I am using leather furniture and I named it heaven. It's nice as well as comfortable.
Thanks
Harry
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