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so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx, & Cyd Chairrise.
Spanish doctor..............................Manuel
Spanish Fireman............................José
Lady bank executive.................... Bernadette
And his brother, Jos-B.
The Russian chauffer: Pickup Andropov.
The cup rack........Peggy
The stove.......Burnie
The carpet.....Layla
The chest of drawers......Fran Drescher
The stereo......Chris Rock
The fridge......Coolio
starker's banker: Douse and Burnham
starker's banker's lawyers: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
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Psychiatric care: Doctor Mahmoud S. Bleak
Bailout specialist: Vishnu Payup
Mafia Air Controller: Ulanda U. Lucky
Stardock Merchandising: Will Price Randomly
Palin's daughter's marriage specialist: Rush Inuit
Cheney's Ethics Coach: Lou Segusi
Our Appalachian Chef: Everett Possum
Sometimes my Vanilla Icecream get so hard, I have to break it up with my Mc Hammer. Usually I give up and just drink a glass of IceT, though
Gardener: Kent C. Detrees
Alarm clock: Hugh Wake
The funace: Luke Warm
"Sit there with Barb Stool, Sponge Bob, Mack the Knife and Tuna Turner.
Was real dirty so hopped in the rubbedy dub for a scrub and lost my soap-on-a-rope in the Muddy Waters.
Later, when I had gotten out and was bending to dry my pinkies, the missuse asked why I had a rope hanging out of there..... and there I was wondering where the soap had gotten to. 
Hehe, an anchor, eh! I never thunk of that! Now wot sort of a pirate be I... fegittin' ta slip me anchor rope o'er tha bollard. 
Don't be forgettin' to open yer gun port before firing a cannon ball. 
Hey guys, I know it's too much information, but I think I need to take a Brad Pitt
Burying things in the backyard again, eh? 
Hope you've got a reliable Sam Spade... or should that be a trusty Back Ho, ho, ho.... after you Jack Hammer away the ground Rock Hudson in the way?
Nah.... I thort ye 'ad sum pirate blood in 'e.... an' ye'd be out thar buryin' yer booty so them thar greedy bankers don't git it.
What d'yer say when Rutger Hauer sticks a handgrenade in a bankers mouth? "F**k the bonuses!" 
Aww man, now I need to go to the Loo Reed!
Then I gotta do the Harry Bolt
10 points for the RUTGER darl!
Don't you mean... "Gotta do the Harold Holt to the Loo Reed... cos just Christopher Walkin' won't get me there in time"
/me tosses a sharon stone at the loo reed, which causes the ol pirate to jump out the door half starkers..
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