I wonder when SoG will notice we gave up...

when I blow up the nukes prematurely, maybe?

I don't think you'll get through to him, worth a try though.

I like SOG's stories though

true, they are mildly entertaining.

Creative at the very least

Captain: Now there are two bodies stuck on the front viewing window.
SoG: Ah but the one thing the Sergent didn't know, we really DO have wiper blades.

*laughs hysterically while pushing a concealed button*

*Wiper blades appear and push the Ensign and Sergent's bodies off*

Captain: I think this war is making you evil sir.
SoG: Captain, we're capitalists, that automatically makes us evil.
Commander: But you're wearing a "Vive Che" t-shirt.
SoG: Exactely, can you think of a more cruel punishment for a hardcore communist than to commercialize him? This was made in a sweatshop!

*Laughs evilly*

SoG: In any case, has Naruto completed his mission yet?
Captain: That was like a minute...oh, we just got a message from him that he completed the mission...but the QGs were too small for the Aeon to get in.
SoG: Ooooh, that's not good.
Captain: so instead he set up all the nukes then killed the crew on all three mobile Novaliths and is commanding them.
SoG: Haha! I knew ninjas couldn't fail! Blow up the two ships he's not on.
Captain: Why sir?
SoG: Because we want to prove to him that we don't have a problem blowing these things up if he gets uppity.
Captain: Oh ok sir...where's the button...sir?

*SoG shakes his head in resignation*

SoG: Its the three big red ones with the word NUKE on them, and don't push the middle one that's what he's on...on second thought belay that, COMMANDER!
Commander: Yes sir?
SoG: YOU push the buttons, I don't trust the captain to do it.
Commander: Yes sir!

*Commander pushes two nuke buttons, 5 jumps away at the Novaliths two blow up*

SoG: Good job Commander.
Commander: Thank you sir.
Captain: Are you going to turn off the wiper blades sir?
SoG: No, they're relaxing.

*SoG sits half-hypnotized by the wiper blades*

Commander whispering to Captain: I saw where the button was, should we turn those off?

*Captain is hypnotized by the wiper blades and begins drooling*

Commander: Oh god...

*6 jumps away*

Unknown person: Is everything ready?
Unknown person2: Yes captain!
Parrot: Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!

TO BE CONTINUED

*uses the itty bitty QC to pop in on the capital ship*

*pushes the center red button*

hah!

*jumps out the airlock to his standby cloaked Antorak and phasespaces out (succesfully)*

LOL!!!

I dont appreciate you selling communist things, thats my job! I have a mononpoly...err... the government does!

question: um... why did you put QCs onto the enemy novaliths? they are a one way trip to anyplace, you dont nescessarily need (can you even have?) a recieving QC...

bah, I used 'em anyway!

....THOSE WHERE MY NOVALITHS!!!!!!

wait a miniute!!!

THEY WHERE CLOAKED???? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT????

NOT EVEN A NINJA CAN SEE SOMETHING THAT IS CLOAKED?!??!?!

now I am mad, I lost three of my best ships, and it was against the laws of physics too!!!!

...o, well, I'll comprmise, if you keep making a good storie, I don't care.

wrong!

BS!!!!!

ninjas CAN NOT see things that are cloaked, it is against the laws of phyisics

you see, to see somehing, or sence it in anyway, a particle has to bounce off the object and then recived by the thing that is seeing.

However, a cloaking device makes it so particles do NOT bounce off the thing that is cloaked. Therefor, it can't be precived. Not matter how good of a preciever you are!

And besides, SOG isn't a ninja anyway.

Even if someone could locate things by thought waves, you still couldn't see something that is cloaked, becouse the thoughtwaves would fail to bounce off the cloaked object. As thus, you can't precieve it in anyway.


My logic in un-deniable, unless you are in denial.In that case, the only way I can help you is too shoot you, Or recomend a physciatrist. If you are sane, I would recomend Eets, however most ppl want to stay sane.

cloaking only works for certain photon wavelengths! I can see some of much lower variety than you can!

niener niener niener!

show me who's law and I'll give you a gold plated guitar.

To handle any confusion, Naruto was the ninja who saw the novaliths and I heard about them through intellegence reports (several of your crewmen were traitors Tesla...I bribed them with chuzzles). Ninjas can see cloaked ships because the inventors of cloaking technology couldn't replicate the one cloaking system which ninjas can't see, ninja cloaking. The ninja cloaking technology was patented by the ninjas and you do NOT screw with a patent held by ninjas. Thus your ships were visible to Naruto.

So now back to the continuing story:

*Commander finds and turns off wiper blades*

Commander: Sirs are you both alright?
SoG: *clears throat* Of course! I am perfectly fine. So did anything happen while I was uhhh...relaxing?
Commander: Uhhh, yes sir Schod snuck on board and blew up the last Novalith.
SoG: Well crap! Oh well, this makes us the sole possesor of a Novalith Cannon. What happened to Schod?
Commander: He escaped in his Antorak.
New Ensign: Sir we're receiving reports that ninjas are attacking Schod's ship in revenge for the death of Naruto!

*3 jumps away around a gas giant*

Schod: How the hell did ninjas get aboard?
Vasari 1: What the Dark Fleet is a ninja?

*20 ninjas drop on top of schod and kill him and Vasari

Vasari 2: I guess that's a ninja

*Ship begins rummbling and taking damage*

Ninja: What?!
Vasari 2: In coming transmission!
Johnny Depp: Ahoy matey! Are you ninjas ready to die?

*Back with SoG*

Captain: If you like pinacholatas!
SoG: Sergent, beat the stupid out of him.
New Sergent: My pleasure sir!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Lol, cough, lol.
But why Belgrad (and witch one, Serbian or some other)?

Schod right before jumping out the airlock: hey captain man, give me 20 credits and I'll give you the antidote to the hallucinogenic I stuck in SoG's neck

Captain: deal!

*tosses the pill to the Captain*

Schod: unfortunately for you, its a suppository!

*jumps out airlock to the ninjacloaked Antorak in standby, making his *succesful* escape*

GO CAPTAIN SPARROW!!!

GET MY NOVALITH BACK!!, and some antoroks too would be nice

SoG: How's work on the Corascant Novalith going?
Commander: Its half way completed sir.
SoG: Excellent, bring up a picture of it on the view scene.
New Ensign: Yes sir.

*In orbit of the asteroid Corascant, a half completed Novalith is being worked on*

SoG: This will establish our dominance over even more of the solar system! A new day is dawning! One where I will...

*40 pirates vessels jump in and destroy the cannon*

SoG:...shit.
Captain: I thought you already shitted sir?
SoG: Who would dare face me, the ScoureOfGod! I have ninjas on my side!
New Ensign: Incomming Transmission!
Johnny Depp: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Captain: Hey look its Willy Wonka!
SoG: I woulod have you thrown out the air lock, but you don't have brain cells for a lack of oxygen to kill.
JD: Avast! I demand you end your tyranny and give people freedom! In addition, I demand 30 million tons of chocolate for my factory!
SoG: Never!
JD: Very well then...

*The pirates ships begin bombarding Corascant*

SoG: Hey wait a minute! Why are you bombing the people you're trying to free?
JD: We're only hitting you adminstration matey. The people are honkey-dory.
Commander: But the explosions are so big that they're visible from space.
JD: Its magic matey.
Captain: Don't worry sir! I have +5 resistance to magic attacks!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Why does one of MY people make chocolate....????

WRONG MOVIE!!!

i like the magic dragon... too high to remember his name right now though

SoG: Fire the Novalith at these pirate fuckers!

*Novalith begins firing*

New Ensign: Sir, they're dodging the shots!
SoG: What?! I thought only fighters and bombers could do that!
JD: Its the "drunken sailor" manuevre mate. It's so random that even the most powerful targeting computers ever can't track my ships!
SoG: Where are the ninjas? They can defeat pirates!
JD: They're dead. I blew them up while they were killing who you thought was Schod.
SoG: Who I thought?...
Captain: Don't move an inch!

*Captain pulls out his phasor*

Commander: You!
Captain: Yes! I am Schod! I was only acting like a complete dunch to fool you all into a false sense of security. Good work in removing my only real opposition Mr. Depp.
JD: Anything to kill ninjas, now where's my reward?
Schod: Bring your fleet to the Novalith and I'll give you your 50,000 credits.
Commander: So this whole series of events was masterminded by you.
Schod: Yes indeed, I used Scourge and his Novalith and ninjas to begin wiping out my opposition. First TGE's fleet, then the first group of ninjas, then Evil Tesla's mobile novaliths, and then I lured SoG's ninjas into a trap. Now, I have the final Novalith in the system under my control. I am victorious.

*Pirate fleet jumps in*

Schod: Foolish pirates, they're too close to dodge now. Scourge, order your cannon to open fire on them.
SoG: C-Cannon, o-o-open f-fire!

*Pirate fleet destroyed*

Schod: Excellent now my mastery is assured!

TO BE CONTINUED...

actually, I'm beginning to like this story!

*runs up behind shoddy and begins licking his toes!*

LMAO!!



:LOL:



*A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away*

TGE: I feel a great disturbance in the future.
Multi: What is it sir?
TGE: Schem actual wins for once...
Multi: Not while I'm around!!
TGE: We must rectify the situtation before it occurs.
Mulit: How sir?
TGE: We will destroy every single planet in the universe untill we find the one that Schem is born on, and we will destroy that one too.
Multi: Isn't that a bit extreme?
*TGE sips some tea*
*raises an eyebrow*
TGE: Is it? I mean immagine what the universe would be like with Schem at the helm of its ruling order.
Multi: Oh my God!! You're right, Opperation Destroy the Universe will be underway as soon as possible.
TGE: good...