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Pirates vs. Ninja's

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Pirates vs. Ninja's

THE TIME HAS COME!!!!

from Sins Forums
"Captain, we have left space dock" informed the Helmsman of a shiny new Heavy Cruiser, recently stollen from some poor merchant. (I don't think pirates and ninja's can afford capitols, yet)

"AYE MATY!!," remarked the devious pirate, EvilTesla. "make Heading for the Shiny thing, and on too port at Belgrad. Open all communication chanles so I can send a message."

"AYE! Channal open"

"ARG! all piratey vessals withen range of this call, Tis' time to free ourselves from the opressiion of the Space Ninjie's. The Time has come for us to gather, and to destroy all Ninjie's!!! Meet me at Belgrad arg final assault on the Main Ninja base. Or, if you are truly piraty, just go kill some ninja's with your own maty!!!!"



(note: if you haven't noticed, this is a spam post. Pls feel free to jump in as eather a Pirate or a Ninja. More ppl, bigger war, more interesting. and don't get carried TOO far away)


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Reply #51 from Sins Forums Top
ALL WILL PAY!!!


POWER! ULTIMATE POWER!!


Fixed.
Reply #52 from Sins Forums Top
*phasespaces in right over Tesla's ship with his fleet of Antoraks*
...
*blows up Tesla's ship with a single broadside*



Um....

One. My fleet is twice the size or yours

Two. you already used that line

Three. I have more than one ship.

The battle should go a little more like this


*Shod's fleet attack Evil's Fleet*

Evil's Fleet engagaes, Massive Casualties On all sides, Halfway through the battle, The three Novaliths ingage, destroying half of Shod's Rmaining Fleet.


"No!!! I AM LOSING!!" Screams Shod, "I MUST ESCAPE"

"ARG MATY!! You aint goin' nowhere!!"

says the two piratesm both holding guns to shods Head, Captain Sparow, and Captain Hook.

And Evil Sucsefully Capturse Shod, and his intire Fleet. Shod is placed in a cell clost to TGE's. But not close enougth to let them know that they are both captured.


MUA HA HA HA!!!

I now own not only the largst fleet in existence. But I also have Shod and TGE captured, which I can eathier kill. Or hold for ransom

*Begins to tortue my captives in a very.....painfull way*

NOW!!! TIME TO TAKE CORROSAUNT!!!!......even though it is just an astroid.
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Reply #53 from Sins Forums Top
What part of I escaped and now have about 5,000 ships under my command did you not understand?

Reply #54 from Sins Forums Top

What part of I escaped and now have about 5,000 ships under my command did you not understand?




1) you escaped
2) you now have about 5,000 ships under you're command
3) english

*Begins to tortue my captives in a very.....painfull way*


Sounds like eet is having fun
Reply #55 from Sins Forums Top
Yea he is.

And notice, you posted that AFTER the battle.

This is a post CHAGINGING that battle, so you techniclay haven't escaped yet.

Besides, I have Captain Hook, and Captain Sparow uner my comand, they were smart enough to make a force-free buble around your Cell.

(Like Real Thrawn did with Luke, and that messed up jedi)
Reply #56 from Sins Forums Top
Grrr... No matter, I doubt this cell is lightsaber resistent!

*Slices through the bars*
*Slices up the guards and part of Captain Sparows arm*
*Runs down the hallway, also freeing Schem*

TGE: Time to join forces, eh?

*Runs down the hallway looking for something*
Reply #57 from Sins Forums Top

(Like Real Thrawn did with Luke, and that messed up jedi)


I used ysalamiri
Reply #58 from Sins Forums Top
SoG: Well at least Schod with his damn LRMs is dead...now I can focus on extending my trade network to Corascant and rebuilding the fleet!
Captain: Sir, bad news! the Big Daddys have liberated the Little Sisters in the Novalith!
SoG: What? How could they handle the cuteness factor of the chuzzles?
Captain: They do wear suits sir.
SoG: Clever move Big Daddys, clever move. We'll have to go to plan Q.
Captain: Very well...we'll call in Chuck Norris...

TO BE CONTINUED...
Reply #60 from Sins Forums Top
Gasp, I must have this energy source.

Admiral Thrawn I order you to use whatever power necessary to seize ALL of these energy storage devices.
Reply #61 from Sins Forums Top

Gasp, I must have this energy source.

Admiral Thrawn I order you to use whatever power necessary to seize ALL of these energy storage devices.



*Bets with eet that eet can't shove them all up his bum. Eet takes the bet*
Reply #62 from Sins Forums Top
*starts administering the anti-sedative to every delusional freak in the thread*

dammit assitant ninja! this stuff is too damn powerful!

note, Fox, MSNBC, ABC, cable, the galaxy, and all your base belongs to us (and by us, I mean me)
Reply #63 from Sins Forums Top
and by us, I mean me


Schem, I think you and your other personalities should join us on IRC
Reply #64 from Sins Forums Top
I'm sorry, but I already told you that the sedative 'IRC' is too hallucino and psychogenic for my tastes. Yarlen dammit! make a less potent drug next time!

did I forget to mention you all my prisoners again? if you capitulate profusely I'll consider letting you go.
Reply #65 from Sins Forums Top
..COMEONE PPL!!!

WE NEED MORE POSTS!!!

the Dunov subeject has about twice as many posts as this does.
Reply #66 from Sins Forums Top
Yes, i think its cause it makes actual sense.

See stories aren't much fun when you have a crazy ninja with a super powerful hallucinogen.
Reply #67 from Sins Forums Top
they are plenty of fun, just remember that ninjas always win. challenge that and I sweep in and... inject you with IRC again.
Reply #68 from Sins Forums Top
SoG: Has Chuck Norris been called up yet captain?
Captain: Uhhhh, sir...Chuck Norris died like 2000 years ago around 2060.
SoG: Hmmm,I suppose then we have to go to plan R.
Captain: I thought our plans only went Z through Q.
Ensign: They did sir, I'm betting he's just making it up.
SoG: SILENCE!

*slaps the ensign on the wrist...with a lightsaber*

Ensign: OH GOD! MY HAND!

*Ensign begins screaming*

SoG: Ok, I suppose our only recourse is to try and call in the Aeon.
Captain: Don't you mean the Advent sir? The Aeon are a different game.

*Ensign continues screaming*

SoG: I'm aware of this captain but the Advent aren't out yet and beggers can't be choosers.
Captain: But they don't even have a space fleet, they travel through quantum gates!
SoG: That's where Naruto comes in.

*Ensign keeps screaming*

TO BE CONTINUED...
Reply #69 from Sins Forums Top
may I take a second to point out the obvious phallic imagery that has always been behind sword-ish weaponry? what exactly does that say about the lightsaber...?

eh, my weapon of choice has always been the greatsword anyway.
Reply #70 from Sins Forums Top
eh, my weapon of choice has always been the greatsword anyway.


Trying to compensate for something?
Reply #71 from Sins Forums Top
my small y-cromosome.   




ah, bio humor...
Reply #72 from Sins Forums Top
Wow, that was nerdy, but at least it was a comeback
Reply #73 from Sins Forums Top
*unleashes my three cloakable novaltith canons on the unizerse*

*wins*
.....
Reply #74 from Sins Forums Top
you know, maybe tesla was born delusional?
Wow, that was nerdy, but at least it was a comeback

good! so you know what it means.
Reply #75 from Sins Forums Top
*Ensign screaming*

SoG: ok, here's the...will someone shut him up?
Sergent: Yes sir!

*fires phasor at Ensign...screaming stops*

SoG: I was actually hoping for a tranquilizer...
Sergent: Oh, uhhhh...I'll clean this up sir.

*throws Ensign's corpse out the air lock*

SoG: Good. Now as I was saying, since Naruto is a ninja, he can sneak aboard the enemy mobile novaliths.
Captain: That's all well and good sir but what does this have to do with the Aeon?
SoG: God your dense! They travel through quantum gates right?
Captain: Well yes sir...
SoG: Sooo, if we can get a miniture QG on the Novaliths...

*Captain begins thinking*

Captain: I'm drawing a blank sir.
SoG: Why didn't I hire Schod! At least he has half a brain! Ok dumbass, if we put mini QGs on the Novaliths, then the Aeon can get into them and take them over.
Captain: Ahhhhhh...sir.
SoG: Ah indeed, and to prevent the Aeon from betraying us, Naruto will also put remotely operated nukes on the cannons. Commander send word to the homewolrd that we're calling up Naruto!
Commander: Already done sir!
SoG: Excellent!

*Ensign's body hits the window*

SoG: Crap! I knew I should have put wiper blades on this thing. SERGENT!
Sergent: Yes sir?
SoG: Since its your fault that the Ensign is dead, go out there and get his body off the window.
Sergent: But sir we don't have any space suits!
SoG: Well you should have thought about that before killing him.
Sergent: *In a resigned manner* yes sir...

TO BE CONTINUED...