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Pirates vs. Ninja's

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Pirates vs. Ninja's

THE TIME HAS COME!!!!

from Sins Forums
"Captain, we have left space dock" informed the Helmsman of a shiny new Heavy Cruiser, recently stollen from some poor merchant. (I don't think pirates and ninja's can afford capitols, yet)

"AYE MATY!!," remarked the devious pirate, EvilTesla. "make Heading for the Shiny thing, and on too port at Belgrad. Open all communication chanles so I can send a message."

"AYE! Channal open"

"ARG! all piratey vessals withen range of this call, Tis' time to free ourselves from the opressiion of the Space Ninjie's. The Time has come for us to gather, and to destroy all Ninjie's!!! Meet me at Belgrad arg final assault on the Main Ninja base. Or, if you are truly piraty, just go kill some ninja's with your own maty!!!!"



(note: if you haven't noticed, this is a spam post. Pls feel free to jump in as eather a Pirate or a Ninja. More ppl, bigger war, more interesting. and don't get carried TOO far away)


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Reply #26 from Sins Forums Top
*Obeys Schem*



EET! DOGGIE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #27 from Sins Forums Top
*lops off Thrawn's head, puts his body through a sex change then hangs it on the bow of his antorak for all to see*

such is the crime for malicious propoganda, the lopping off of the head that is.
Siege of Centauri
Reply #28 from Sins Forums Top
Malicious propoganda?

I thought it was hallarious
Reply #29 from Sins Forums Top
um...I have a question....

WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO MY THREAD!?!?!?! I LEAVE FOR A FEW HOURS AND IT GOES WAY OFF SUBJECT!!!!

I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ALL THIS NOOBISH CHOAS!!!!!

...this is AWSOME!!!


*Evil Tesla's ship is floating through space with no power, and no one around*

*after everyone recovers*
"ARG Captain, we have lost all Power."

"Them Ninjies where quite unexpepted,"

"SIR!! ARG! those wern't ninjies SIR!!"

"NONESENCE MATY!!! everyone who kill pirates is a Ninjie, and ALL NINJIES WILL DIE!!"

"CAPTAIN!?!?! how are we goin' ta do away wiht the ninjies?"

"Patch me through to Them, Helmspirate."

"ARG!! THEM!!?!?"

"ARG!!! YES MATY!!! THEM."

"patched through good captain Sir."

"Good,"

*EvilTesla sends anouther transmission*
"Captain Hook, and Captain Sparow, are you within transimission range?"

*two great Figures aper on the holo-screen*
"We are, and know of your hardships, for a short period only, our combined fleets are yours to command."

"That you captains."

"ARG!!! SIR!! ABOVE US!!"

*directly above tesla's broken ship, a gigantic fleet appears, all previuosly cloaked, all with cloak capability. Ten Marzas, Three Akans, fifteen sovas, Ten kols, Eleven Dunozs. And Thee Special mobile Novalith Cannons. All acompanied by a support fleet of gigagantic proportions, oh yea, a kol and a Marza are comanded by the infamous Captain Sparow, and Captain Hook."


"AARG!!"
"ARG!!"

'NO!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!"



"NO!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!"



"Maty, set Course for the Hoth systym, Tonight the Ninjies will ALL DIE!!!"

"Course ploted Admiral Tesla. But sir, who will we raid once we kill all the ninjies?"

"Don't ask such stupid question Maty, We'll Figure out when we get their. And o, yea, cloak the fleet."
Reply #30 from Sins Forums Top
Like the sea! Oh and heres a tip: Don't jump in too close to Hoth I R MJR SW NERD
Reply #31 from Sins Forums Top
um.... sure....

do you realize your scrambled letters only have one vowl?

and I don;t have to worry about rebel, vader got those along time ago.
Reply #32 from Sins Forums Top
...Meanwhile sitting safe on the Ice World of Maine Avatar watches from his secret underground bunker.

Avatar: "Henchman #2, is IT ready? Soon it will be time to come from the dark and once and for all defeat those blasted Pirates for good! *evil laughter*"

Henchman #2: "Well sir... about IT umm... well #235 took it home to finish some work and uhh snaped the Protoype..."

Avatar: "What???? By the Swartz I will have him Executed! We will just have to use THEM! Thats right #2 We will USE THE SPORK CANNON!"
Reply #33 from Sins Forums Top
Spork???

SPORKS!?!??

sporks are cool and all, but seriously, sporks are no match for the combind power of captain Hook, and Captain Sparow.


HOOK, HOOK, GREAT IS THE HOOK!!
HOOK, HOOK, GREAT IS THE HOOK!!
HOOK, HOOK, GREAT IS THE HOOK!!
HOOK, HOOK, GREAT IS THE HOOK!!
HOOK, HOOK, GREAT IS THE HOOK!!
HOOK, HOOK, GREAT IS THE HOOK!!
Reply #34 from Sins Forums Top
Malicious propoganda?

I thought it was hallarious

the crime for the actual propoganda itself, thats the sex change and public humiliation.
*directly above tesla's broken ship, a gigantic fleet appears, all previuosly cloaked, all with cloak capability. Ten Marzas, Three Akans, fifteen sovas, Ten kols, Eleven Dunozs. And Thee Special mobile Novalith Cannons. All acompanied by a support fleet of gigagantic proportions, oh yea, a kol and a Marza are comanded by the infamous Captain Sparow, and Captain Hook."

sure you dont want a few more ships...

*uses a combination of ancient (starwars) and Vasari technology to collapse hoth into a black hole*

you lose!
Reply #35 from Sins Forums Top
Wow... and I thought I was delusional.
Reply #36 from Sins Forums Top
did I forget to mention that before I lopped off Thrawns head he was forced to live in an inescapable pit filled with gorillas hopped up on blue pills (not the matrix kind) for 1000 days?
Wow... and I thought I was delusional.

I didnt need to collapse the planet, but it would have taken a sizable portion (approx .00002% of my total ships) to annihilate the pirates without any casualties, and thats simply too many ships to donate to any one job at once.
Reply #37 from Sins Forums Top
"ARG!! THE PLANET IS COLLAPSING!! WE CAN't ESCAPE INTO HYPERSPACE!!"

"ARG maty, is teh invisy device inabled,"

"Yes Captain sir,"

"Good, it is a cloaking device in starwars universe, but in the sins universer it is a phase generator. MUA HA HA HA!!! Drive out of range of any signifcant mass. and begin to fire the Novalith Cannon in the direction of the Enenmy gravity beam. Don't stop firing maty, untill we are Sure that all ninjies in that direction are dead."
Reply #38 from Sins Forums Top
SoG: Well things have really gone to shit haven't they captain?
Captain: Indeed...but on the upside our amazing trading ability has given us the ability to buy a new fleet!
SoG: Excellent now we can conquer the errr...asteroid Corascant...you did remember to get an Akkan right?
Captain: Of course sir!
Commander: Ummm sirs...we still have the ninjas on the Novalith problem.
SoG: Ah yes nearly forgot...INTIATE CHUZZLE FLOODING!

*chuzzles falls out of all the air ducts and suffocate the ninjas in cuteness*

Commander: Well that problem's solved...but how are we supposed to get anyone in with high enough cuteness tolerances to fire the cannon now?
SoG: Oh ye of little faith...SEND IN THE LITTLE SISTERS!

*Little sister man the cannon*

SoG: Now its time to take over Corascant! No one can defeat my mighty fleet!

*An Akkan and three cobalts leave to take Corascant*
Reply #39 from Sins Forums Top
Am I the ONLY pirate??

no one wants the uberness of being able to say "Avast Ye' maty!"
or my favorite "AARRGG!!"

Thrawn, you'd rather be a pirate wouldn't you? I mean, thier is realy no bennifit to serving a Communist Dicktator. I mean, even if we win, we can still kill each other. You can't do that with eather the Ninjies or the Empire!!
Reply #40 from Sins Forums Top
I would be a pirate, but I'm an Emperor.

It just wouldn't work well for the image of the Galactic Empire if I ran around raiding planets and killing people. Plus the whole droppin lettahs and changin wordizzles is totalleh not teh wayh I roll.
Reply #41 from Sins Forums Top
Well...I'm TEC and thus a coporate pirate!

Avast ye Mom and Pop shop! I will buy you out and replace you with a Walmart! HAHAHAHA!   
Reply #42 from Sins Forums Top
[quote] Avast ye Mom and Pop shop! I will buy you out and replace you with a Walmart! HAHAHAHA! [/quote}

Schem, I think he's trying to steal you're future role in society   
Reply #43 from Sins Forums Top
good, because kim jong il is stealing yours!
Reply #44 from Sins Forums Top
OOOH SNAP!   

CATFIGHT!   

*takes over Corascant while Schod and TGE are fighting*

Captain: Sir there is 1 million credits and 500,000 metal and crystal in the remains of the planet.
SoG: Exxxccellent.

*gets a bunch of 3-Dunov fleets and conquers the galaxy*
Reply #45 from Sins Forums Top
*quashes SoG singlehandedly with swarms of fully upgraded LRMs*
Reply #46 from Sins Forums Top
I was about to pulverize him with my three novalith cannons.

anyway

*sends a special piratey squad in ta' steal TGE*

*EvilTesla Then imprisons TGE in his uber cloaked fleet and asks for a ransom*


ARG!! ye matys!! THis be scurvy space dawg EvilTesla. I got me here this pathetic excuse for a liven' bean, TGE. If you give me one Trillion Credits, and allow me to pillige all your towns for: butter, cake, and cookies. Then I will let him go free,if you don't. I will Take over what is left of the galactic Empire, and then go a kill Shod.



AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #47 from Sins Forums Top
*phasespaces in right over Tesla's ship with his fleet of Antoraks*
...
*blows up Tesla's ship with a single broadside*
Reply #48 from Sins Forums Top
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

*Wins!*
Reply #49 from Sins Forums Top
Following the Falcon Punch from Thrawn all of the spoons and forks joined together and formed SPORKS and attacked the crew of all ships.....

...mean while Avatar sat watching the Carnage

Avatar: #2 if this doesn't get them we will have to deploy the HOMER

#2: NO MY LORD ANYTHING BUT THAT! ill have to clean his cage after....

Avatar: no you noob the spindle nukes that are targeted on the Novalith cannons, Even the little sisters cant' handle them!
Reply #50 from Sins Forums Top
*uses force powers to escape Evil*
*travels to where schem is*

good, because kim jong il is stealing yours!


*throws a therma-nuclear grenade the size of a moon at Schem*
*Watches as a nice mushroom appear where he used to stand*

I dont appreciate people making fun of my political dissposition!

*Uses force lightning on all the sporks, making them extremely magnetic and immovable*

Deep sigh... keeping peace in this galaxy is soo troublesome, its already cost me my capital!

*calls in a full wing of the Imperial Fleet*
*eyes beging to glow red with anger and rage*

ALL WILL PAY!!!