[quote who="starkers" reply="9" id="3804481"] and then there's high cost of the essentials of life [/quote] Condoms, Viagra and Beer [e digicons]*_*[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e]
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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M[/video] Not listed as April Fool setup but is good
Thanks for that. I thought that my be the case. Bit of a pain in the butt as my bank will charge 2 international transfer fees!
Is it possible to renew Object Desktop and Wincustomize subscriptions in one transaction or do I have to do them separately.
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Man is sorting out his will and estate with his lawyer. After he finishes dispersing his funds there is $200 left. His lawyer asks him what he wants to do with it. After thinking for a while the man says that after his funeral service they should stop at the pub on the way to the cemetery. His lawyer says should we spend $100 on the way out and $100 on the way back. the man says no. Spend $150 on the way out and $50 on the way back. The lawyer asks him why and he says 
Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of strides? In case he got s hole in one!
Captain of the pirate ship walks out onto the deck one morning and yells out Where's my buccaneers. To which the crew reply On your buccan head.
Neighbour of mine has friends in Brazil. One was over here and the flight home was 1 leg for 15 hours and the second leg for 16 hours. They had to wear a mask and a shield for the entire flight.
[quote who="DaveRI" reply="1" id="3792732"] Just a desktop [e digicons]:)[/e] . Seems like they're the best bang for the buck and I can keep them going longer, and I don't really need the mobility. [/quote] Same here
[quote who="Publius of NV" reply="42" id="3790840"] I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. [/quote] Waiting, Waiting
Man goes to the bullfight and when it is all over he decides to go out for dinner. He looks at the menu but cannot decide what to have so he asks the waiter. The waiter suggests that he has the testicles of the bull from the bullfight. He is a bit wary about this but as he cannot see anything else he likes he decides to try it. He finds that it is a real delicacy so after every bullfight he goes and has the same meal. One day he cannot get to the bullfight because he
We are retired now and we have done 6 cruises over the last 5 years. We got back from our last cruise in mid February just as covid-19 was starting to take hold. We would normally have our next one booked by now but we are playing a wait and see game at the moment. We were thinking of going to Cairns in Queensland next year but with the state borders closed that is also not going to happen.
Back in 1985 I was in Japan for work. We drank quite a bit of Sapporo. I actually bought back a can (empty of course) for a souvenir. I still have it. It is a 650ml Sapporo draft beer.
Hi Starkers, Here is a challenge for you! https://www.nine.com.au/quizzical Cheers Macca
Masks are compulsory now here in Victoria. We went to the chemist and purchased a box of disposable ones and guess what! They are made in Wuhan, China!!! [e digicons]8C[/e] [e digicons]8C[/e] [e digicons]8C[/e] [e digicons]8C[/e] [e digicons]8C[/e] [e digicons]8C[/e]
Back in the day 40 50 years ago the only beer on tap in Victoria, Australia was Carlton Draught a product of Carlton and United Breweries. Every Friday night after work we would walk over the road to the hotel and indulge in beer and snacks. We would then drive home a little bit tipsy.There was no breath tests back then. In the years that followed Carlton and United added Victoria Bitter and Fosters Lager to their beer on tap. One of my favorite bottled beers back then was Crown Lager. <
I only drink light beer nowadays. My favorite is Cascade Premium Light.
I have just installed Edge on Windows 7 and have the same problem. The title bar is OK on Chrome though. Macca
I have just installed edge. Should I uninstall explorer. Macca
Elderly couple go to the doctor. Doctor asks how can he help them to which the woman replies. The second time my husband makes love to me he sweats. The doctor asks her how old she is. She says 83. And how old is your husband. She says 86. And the second time he makes love to you he sweats? Yes in the winter he is OK but in the summer OH how he sweats!
Confucius Says: No such thing as rape. Woman with dress up runs faster than man with pants down!
Just read that the British Prime Minister is in ICU
All OK here at the moment. My wife and I are in our early 70's. We only go out when we have to plus our morning walk. We are a bit lucky because in early February we were on the Golden Princess doing a cruise from Melbourne around New Zealand. That finished on the 12th of February. Our last port of call was Auckland. Before we docked the Captain announced that a new crew member had boarded at a previous port and was in quarantine and they had to get special permission for us to disembar