Aussie007

Aussie007

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything WinCustomize Forums

Little boy says to a little girl! I have got something that you have not. She asks what it is so he drops his pants and shows her. She walks away crying. Next day they meet again and she is all smiles and laughing. He asks her why she is so happy. She says she talked to her mother and she said that with what I have got I can have as many of them as I want. [e digicons]}:)[/e] [e digicons]}:)[/e] [e digicons]}:)[/e] &nbsp

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Here In Australia we have fathers day in September. Mothers day is in May which happens to be 9 months after fathers day. [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything WinCustomize Forums

[quote who="starkers" reply="52" id="3846201"] Confucious say.... woman who fly plane upside down bound to have crack up. Confucious also say... man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. [/quote] Confucius also say... No such thing as rape! Woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down!

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