Happy Saint Patrick's day

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May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far.

May you never forget what is worth remembering, nor ever remember what is best forgotten.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead.

:beer:  :beer: :beer:

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm wearing the original color associated with St. Patrick's Day, before it was changed to green.  Look it up. ;)

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm wearing the original color associated with St. Patrick's Day, before it was changed to green. Look it up
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I'm wearing two condoms....

To be sure to be sure ....;)

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Happy St. Patty's Day all!

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Happy St. Patty's Day to all of you...

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be always strong,
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Happy Saint Patrick's day:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

For each petal on the shamrock
This brings a wish your way-
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.

Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.

Happy St. Patty's Day to one and all! 

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Good chop, Syd!  :congrat:

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Good chop, Syd!
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