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SMURF DIRECTORY - Who's Who of Smurfs

SMURF DIRECTORY - Who's Who of Smurfs

This has been batted around for sometime, but the actual implementation of such has been compromised or stalled out altogether.  The idea here is simple; a collection of a smurf directory that will report instances of alternate player names for established or "known" players.  This will necessarily be comprised of accounts reported by and confirmed via substantiated corroboration from the multiplayer community at large.

The categories will be documented as follows:

  • Player in Question - This category will include known player names that are in question of playing under assumed "Smurf" names.
  • Smurf(s) - Includes assumed player names suspected at one time or the other to actually be the "Player in Question" but have yet been determined to be alternate, smurfs, or noobs respectively. 
  • Classification - Classification as such will be submitted from the multiplayer community, and will change according to the status as either:
    1. "Alternate(s)" - Acknowledged by the "known" player as an "alternate" player name.
    2. "Smurf(s)" - Suspected smurf(s), but with no acknowledgement, denials, or requests for retraction.
    3. "Noob" - Genuine new player (this classification may change obviously as player becomes known).
  • Status - Either acknowledged individually by the "known" player, or confirmed as "Common Knowledge" by the multiplayer community as a whole; uncovered or discovered by virtue of circumstances reported in the documenting post. This category can be disputed and potentially corrected by anyone in a post declaring such, and will be duly noted. 
  1. "Confirmed" - by the player in question or community at large, or 
  2. "Denied" - by player in question, or
  3. "NARY" - (No Actual Report Yet) - Submitted, but lacking corroboration for assigned status.

Should any player name need to be reclassified, they will be moved to the appropriate category upon verification via consensus.  Please provide all information relative to the purported circumstances.  Since this is a moving target of "I cannot confirm or deny" type statements unless confirmed, please speak up if you have input.  Of course smurfs can reserve the right to ignore and dismiss this directory, but at a minimum, it will serve as a repository of historical smurf accountings.

 

Smurf Directory - 02/08/2010 Edition

Revised 02/09/2010 [inserted table]

Player in Question
Smurf(s) Classification Status
RubeelsDaBomb {SB}=>Ferdie 
Smurf(s) NARY
Ruthless Tado fortune, Super Girl Smurf(s) Confirmed
[DT]Whippersnapper [DT]DirtySanchez Alternate(s) Confirmed
Slackah Chiken Cheesebrain, Herby the Spacehead Alternate(s) Confirmed
-Ue_Carbon Children of Dust Alternate(s) Confirmed
Archnemisis {SB}=>Overlord
Alternate(s) Confirmed
MS {SB}=>Spector Alternate(s) Confirmed
Blackhawk141 f-35 Lightning (retraction requested)
Smurf(s) Denied
N1M TuTu
Alternate(s) Confirmed
[DT]KL3MZ Solar Raper, Noobeater
Smurf(s)
Confirmed
jbaum Space Meth Head, Sova Sister
Smurf(s)
Confirmed
[DT]Tyr222 Livin Sublime
Alternate(s) Confirmed
Capt. Glorius Fabulous Warrior Smurf(s)
Confirmed
Pawelo Kra'hen Imperator Smurf(s) 
NARY
[DT]Howthe? Live free or die Smurf(s) NARY
       
       
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Reply #76 Top

Atmosfear has many smurfs such as:

FFoG Snowleopard    IN USE

FFoG Wrathmaster   RETIRED

Bloody Fucker          NOT CONFIRMED

Sensei                    RETIRED

Burning Water          NOT CONFIRMED

Ocean City              MAY BE ACTIVE

Ice Dragon             IN USE

Reply #77 Top

Quoting MooMugger, reply 76
Atmosfear has many smurfs such as:

 

ROFL. If this dude was just half as skilled as he is funny, look out Doci!

 

Thanks for putting a smile in my day.  :grin:

 

 

Reply #78 Top

EDIT~~ 

I have not seen Ice Dragon in over a week. Or was it a day?

Anyhow, Ice Dragon has been BANNED from one of Grimm's games and also Jingly's for his poor behavior.

He will probably pop up as someone else, so ICE DRAGON is RETIRED

 

Reply #79 Top

I was just playing with our smurf the other day and I think he's either a total noob who can't learn, or a total troll who doesn't take anyone's time seriously. He played horrendously before complaining how imbalanced the map was for Vasari (he was getting orky rushed) and he just camped out taking neutrals and doing nothing with the resources he got from it. What a troll.

Reply #80 Top

Quoting MooMugger, reply 79
What a troll.

This has now become the most offensive -disgusting and humiliating thing anyone can say to someone in the forums. It comes close to F* D* A* (pretend it says food and drug administration to shield yourself from how many bad words you can come up with from each letter)

Reply #81 Top

He deserves the title.

Reply #82 Top

He's a complete asshole who shows complete disregard to the other players and their lives, perhaps because his is nonexistent. I have to go to college every !$%@ing day, and I don't want to have to put up with this shit. I'd much rather troll the forums and save time than have a blast and then have it dragged out.