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SMURF DIRECTORY - Who's Who of Smurfs

SMURF DIRECTORY - Who's Who of Smurfs

This has been batted around for sometime, but the actual implementation of such has been compromised or stalled out altogether.  The idea here is simple; a collection of a smurf directory that will report instances of alternate player names for established or "known" players.  This will necessarily be comprised of accounts reported by and confirmed via substantiated corroboration from the multiplayer community at large.

The categories will be documented as follows:

  • Player in Question - This category will include known player names that are in question of playing under assumed "Smurf" names.
  • Smurf(s) - Includes assumed player names suspected at one time or the other to actually be the "Player in Question" but have yet been determined to be alternate, smurfs, or noobs respectively. 
  • Classification - Classification as such will be submitted from the multiplayer community, and will change according to the status as either:
    1. "Alternate(s)" - Acknowledged by the "known" player as an "alternate" player name.
    2. "Smurf(s)" - Suspected smurf(s), but with no acknowledgement, denials, or requests for retraction.
    3. "Noob" - Genuine new player (this classification may change obviously as player becomes known).
  • Status - Either acknowledged individually by the "known" player, or confirmed as "Common Knowledge" by the multiplayer community as a whole; uncovered or discovered by virtue of circumstances reported in the documenting post. This category can be disputed and potentially corrected by anyone in a post declaring such, and will be duly noted. 
  1. "Confirmed" - by the player in question or community at large, or 
  2. "Denied" - by player in question, or
  3. "NARY" - (No Actual Report Yet) - Submitted, but lacking corroboration for assigned status.

Should any player name need to be reclassified, they will be moved to the appropriate category upon verification via consensus.  Please provide all information relative to the purported circumstances.  Since this is a moving target of "I cannot confirm or deny" type statements unless confirmed, please speak up if you have input.  Of course smurfs can reserve the right to ignore and dismiss this directory, but at a minimum, it will serve as a repository of historical smurf accountings.

 

Smurf Directory - 02/08/2010 Edition

Revised 02/09/2010 [inserted table]

Player in Question
Smurf(s) Classification Status
RubeelsDaBomb {SB}=>Ferdie 
Smurf(s) NARY
Ruthless Tado fortune, Super Girl Smurf(s) Confirmed
[DT]Whippersnapper [DT]DirtySanchez Alternate(s) Confirmed
Slackah Chiken Cheesebrain, Herby the Spacehead Alternate(s) Confirmed
-Ue_Carbon Children of Dust Alternate(s) Confirmed
Archnemisis {SB}=>Overlord
Alternate(s) Confirmed
MS {SB}=>Spector Alternate(s) Confirmed
Blackhawk141 f-35 Lightning (retraction requested)
Smurf(s) Denied
N1M TuTu
Alternate(s) Confirmed
[DT]KL3MZ Solar Raper, Noobeater
Smurf(s)
Confirmed
jbaum Space Meth Head, Sova Sister
Smurf(s)
Confirmed
[DT]Tyr222 Livin Sublime
Alternate(s) Confirmed
Capt. Glorius Fabulous Warrior Smurf(s)
Confirmed
Pawelo Kra'hen Imperator Smurf(s) 
NARY
[DT]Howthe? Live free or die Smurf(s) NARY
       
       
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Reply #51 Top

Amusingly, I was smurfing GreekGeek and he challenged me to a 1v1.  I then promptly mopped the floor as TEC with him.


For all of those who don't know, I hardly ever play TEC.

Reply #52 Top

maybe your just that good How :p you can beat "JJ" with a race that you rarely play

[_]-Uber

Reply #54 Top

Quoting CitizenGeneral, reply 49
JohnJames is Dan the Man, Easy Random confirmed. But i believe those are burned

Funny because Elrosh was complaining that Easy Random wasn't good enough to beat some other dude who had a sova, and he accused me of being Easy Random.

Reply #55 Top

Funny because Elrosh was complaining that Easy Random wasn't good enough to beat some other dude who had a sova, and he accused me of being Easy Random.
Don't know who Random is, but I thought Easy Expander was ferdie until I saw them in the same game together.

Reply #56 Top

HAHAAHA YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY SMURFS :)

Reply #57 Top

I will admit that I was Live Free or Die.  However, that smurf has been retired.

Reply #58 Top

I will admit that I was Live Free or Die. However, that smurf has been retired.
And what a glorius carreer he had at that!

Reply #59 Top

JJ is not greekgeek.

and by the way, I have 3 smurfs now, all gaining records nicely :), catch me if you can. :P

Reply #60 Top

haha blackhaw... only 3 smurfs? I have like 7! across 2 accounts muhahahahahaha

Reply #61 Top

Quoting CitizenGeneral, reply 60
haha blackhaw... only 3 smurfs? I have like 7! across 2 accounts muhahahahahaha

 

hmmm.........I need another account :)

Reply #62 Top

the problem is as soons as my smurfs are ID'd on you table i can simply delete them and make a new one. host 1v1 with ai and quit a few times and im back in business baby. its a perfect crime. i can tell you my smurf after 1 use and then make a new one . MUHAHAHAHA... although that would kinda screw newbs who want to play and want to get in a game but are kicked as smurf suspects.... OH!!! WAIT!!! you kick noobs for being noobs so im doing them a favor by getting them allowed in games as possible tyr smurfs!!! im doing a public service!!!

Reply #63 Top

So much effort. Who said smurfs aren't a waste of time-get your main and join us.

Reply #64 Top

I find this thread amusing

Reply #65 Top

Quoting Z00MERS, reply 63
So much effort. Who said smurfs aren't a waste of time-get your main and join us.

They rnt, cause smurfing u or smurfing Grey  when he had edge of lums is priceless

The only thing  i regret i did have a camera to see his face when he saw vasa SB at his hw

Reply #66 Top

problem with keeping track of smurfs, if they really want to be in your game they can make a new random name account,

i really do not see a point in trying to keep track =)?

Reply #67 Top

Quoting Shadow_of_Light, reply 66
problem with keeping track of smurfs, if they really want to be in your game they can make a new random name account,

i really do not see a point in trying to keep track ?

My thoughts exactly.

Reply #68 Top

Quoting DirtySanchezz, reply 67

Quoting Shadow_of_Light, reply 66problem with keeping track of smurfs, if they really want to be in your game they can make a new random name account,

i really do not see a point in trying to keep track ?
My thoughts exactly.
Yeah, but chances are that after the "developed" smurfs are exposed that gives the host one less unknown to uncover in a non-smurf-tolerant game.  Suddenly seeing a bunch of low record players that talk shit is a sure sign of smurf behavior.

Reply #69 Top

List of current smurfs:

 

Who is.... 

TommyLeeJones? He plays like Greg.

Korea?

Gabriel & Dresden?

 

Reply #70 Top

Quoting candido-, reply 69

List of current smurfs:

 

Who is.... 

TommyLeeJones? He plays like Greg.

Korea?

Gabriel & Dresden?

 
nice necro!

Reply #72 Top

The golden age of ICO trolls is gone....

The forums kill all that is good and true.

Oh, and by the way, NECROOOOO!

Reply #73 Top

Quoting Protoplazm, reply 70


Quoting candido-, reply 69
List of current smurfs:

 

Who is.... 

TommyLeeJones? He plays like Greg.

Korea?

Gabriel & Dresden?

 

2 out of those 3 accounts are mine, but which ones!?

Reply #75 Top

Me...

They are all me...