Banned for kaleidoscopic interim inside from the outside custodial and colonial three quarter possession of stuff. 

banned for psychedelics 

Banned for not seeing the bigger picture... constantly eyeing that faded little snapshot of a topless crush from your school days that you keep in your wallet will make you go blind.

Banned for blind-sided innuendos.

banned for informational crisis

Banned for breaking down on the information highway and leaving your toolkit at home

tanned for tooling yourself

Banned for being an outdoor serial tooler and scaring away all the wildlife.

Banned for mellow yellow.

banned for discordant thinking

Banned for being dischordant and singing out of tune... a bear with a sore head 'd sound better.

banned for being so un bear able.

Banned for being the bearer of unbearable bad tidings.

banned for using the 'b'

Banned for frequently using it yourself and scaring away all the wildlife.

banned for trying to have a wild life and failing 

Banned for failing at banning wild life at the zoo and other places in downtown nooks and crannies.

Banned for who'da thunk it.

banned because of thug life

Banned for thuggery and going to the back of Buggery to commit some skullduggery.

banned for all the uggeries

Banned for Happy New Year to you guys!!!

And banned forever being constant banning for all these years !!!! Miss you guys!!!  

Banned for being a part-time banner who made his home where the buffalo roam.

banned for going to the plains and not coming back

Banned for galloping gooseberries.