banned for not seeing the sexy appeal of an open back flap

Banned for ventilation method that could get you arrested for the over-exposure of yer bum. 

Also, get yerself a new one, that one has a crack in it.

Banned for looking behind.

banned for turning around and looking

Banned for polish it behind the door.... now say that fast repeatedly.

banned for not closing the door

Banned for turning the fly loose.

banned for bee leaving

Banned for minding somebody else's bees wax while the robbers are in there taking yours

banned for letting the birds fly free

Banned for getting half way there before realising you still had half the way to go

Banned for a jaunt in the woods.

banned for poor woody allen moments

Banned for Allen's Woody.

banned for mentioning your toy story

Banned for kids movies... upgrade already... to something like Jungle Book or Finding Nemo.

banned for wanting upgrades for free

Banned for thinking I was free at any time to upgrade... or that I even wanted to.

Banned for orange Mondays.

banned for orange haired freaks

Banned for neglecting to mention the green.

Banned for redness.

Banned for blushing out of turn.

Banned for purple do's

banned for old lady blue