Banned for walking past the gooseberry bush and leaving the baby behind.... do not pass GO and do not collect $200.

[with regard to the "baby", it is an old English thing for when kids ask where did they come from.  Rather than explain about birth and the birds and the bees, it was: "Oh I found you under the gooseberry bush."]

banned for old school sayings that produce ignorance

Banned for ignorance that produces old sayings... and starts crazes like the Cabbage Patch Dolls.

Banned 'cause Curried Cabbage for Dolls need P.U. rating before displaying them in the Poop DuJour aisle.

banned for using rotted cabbage as filler on a hot dog

Banned for not skinning the dog first.

Banned for not walking the dog cos you think you're Mr Bojangles and got wore out shoes.

Banned for neglecting to finish off the lyrical nuances.

Banned for wanting nuances when I'm all out because my regular supplier failed to deliver a new batch.

banned for blaming the delivery guy when he wasn't the one that loaded the truck and misplaced your item

Banned for trekking with trucks filled with expired playboy magazines.

Banned for Playboy magazines NEVER expire.... it's just that the pages can get dog earred and tacky with age.

Banned for wrinkles.

Banned for if you take the blue pill you can get the wrinkles out... and if you take the green pills you just get jealous of people will the blue pills.

And don't get me started on the yellow pills.

Banned 'cause you forgot the red ones and the green ones and the orange ones and the purple ones and the........

What about the yellow ones?? 

Banned for bringing up the yellow ones.... but now that you have, they make you pee.

banned for being such a whiz

Banned for whizzing behind the half moon.

Banned for wanting to see the dark side of the moon.... at midday.

banned for not doing the dark side moon dance at midday

Banned for not knowing that dancing to the dark side of the moon at midday is only premissible at Stonehenge during the Summer and Winter solstices when wearing Druid attire and flowers in one's hair, whilst being barefoot and partly inebriated on mead.

To do so other than under these circumstances and conditions is an insult to the Druid spirits and Celtic Gods, thus resulting in a bolt from the blue and a ban on Wincustomize.

Nonsense ban!

Banned for insufficient evidence; a lack of due process; undue care and dubious attention to detail; blowing froth out yer gills and being the shortest person in a crowd of five foot nothing basketballers who are so short they have to practice shooting hoops at a local kindergarten.

banned for repeating nonsense that is created by men standing around in pretty white coats claiming to be smarter than you

Banned for a bean squished between two loaves, dunked in worshestershire sauce and left to grow babies.