banned for making more company

Banned for mixing with bad company and taking off for Fuggerland to interfere with the Express Company schedules

banned for taking the express elevator to hell

Banned for getting confused.... it was the elevator to the bargain basement.

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banned for leaving your periods all over the place

Banned for ditto.

Banned because I don't have periods, I have time phases and/or motions of time.

banned for moving through time and space to be where you have been

Banne for doing stuff before you done it.

Banned for stuff done you ain't doing.

Banned for stuff, stuff and more stuff.... and when there's no more stuff to get banned for, banned for things, things and more things.

banned for not understanding the laws of infinity as there will always be stuff

Banned for stuffing more stuff into infinity and trying to overfill it with Earthly chattels when there are more important stuffs.

banned for bringing in the planet uranus

Banned for trying to disguise potty humour with platanical names.

Banned for planetesimal bootys in your change drawer.

Banned for playing with the mini planets in your coin purse.

banned for pursing the coins down the road and hurting yourself

Banned for coining phrases down the road and hurting yourself on the fallout of your purse emptying itself of all monies except small demoninational coins that pretty much buy eff all these days.

banned for not joining me in the petition to bring back half pennies

even small denominational money needs love

Banned for I don't give tuppence about half pennies when chocolate farthings taste so much better.

banned for tasting the chocolate

Banned for lunar fragment caught in yer knickers.

Banned for fragmented mooning.