Banned for windows.

Banned for being a pane.

Banned for pining away for window sills and door stops.

Banned for pining away at your window sill for Dolly Parton to arrive on your doorstep with signed CDs, boobs n' all.

Banned for being jealous Dolly Parton showed up at my doorstep and not yours.

banned for not realizing that she got the wrong house and was trying to be nice about it

Banned for not knowing she was very nice about it.  So nice about it your all just jealous.  I got a full and complete Parton for all my inadequacies. 

Banned for yours being a cartoon Parton visit and not knowing the difference.

Banned for Jolly Dollys.

banned for grabbing the wrong dolly

Banned 'cause Roger said so with his trusty sidekick Jolly.

Roger felt all over Jolly when he grabbed Dolly by her world famous assets and led her into the parlour for some refreshments.

banned for trying to get so fresh

Banned for smelling so fresh that farmers have banned you from all markets.  and so fresh could mean manure.

banned for smelling like cat dung

Dino dung ban.

Banned for removing the "WARNING BLAST ZONE 50 METER HAZARD AREA" from your backside.

Banned for getting blasted by fart bombs.

Banned for toilet humour going too far when we are capable of so much better and could even be intellectual if we tried.

banned for not understanding that all humor when reduced down to the most basic is essentially toilet humor

Banned for potty talk.

banned for being the king of the talk about the potty

Banned for not bowing to the Potty King. Shame on you.

Banned for I no longer engage in potty talk because I keep losing my balance and falling over the damned thing.

banned for losing your balance, you old man you