banned for being on the outside looking in

Banned for being a Peeping Tom and being on the outside looking in.

banned for ancient insults

banned by one old profession after another

Banned for using the oldest profession as a stepping stone to ease tension.

Banned for not recognizing the true oldest profession...Banning.

Banned for the duration of life.

banned for 42

Banned until further notice.

And on the seventh day. You're Banned.

Now I can get some rest!

Banned for I came back with a vengeance on day 8 and said fuck the rest... there's way too much banning to be done.

So until further notice, no sleep for you.  

banned for trying to sleep it off

Banned for trying to sleep it off when waist-over-belt is your real hangover.

banned for hating on my muffin top

Banned for pinky banns. 

Banned for wearing pink Raybans to a straight bar and getting refused service for dress-code violations.

banned for failing at coding

banned for failing at coding

Banned for not seeing the road for the long haul.

Banned for watching a movie that was so bad, it made Siskel barf popcorn and Ebert fart Milk Duds.

Banned for intercourse with a horse [not sexual] because he said his name was Mr. Ed

banned for taking a vacation

Banned for going into the theater finding the Millk Duds and munching them.

Banned for munching on fresh air because somebody said it was healthier than your regular diet.

banned for trying to be health conscious