Banned for smelling

Banned for using your nasal orifices to track down feral food when out in the bush.

banned for hating on bush food

Banned for bush fooding around the neighbourhood and finding pequeliar parasites in your dinner.

Banned for not consulting specialized spelling apps. Peculiar is the way to go.

banned for being a spelling nazi

Banned for achtung-ing without permission.

Banned for not the usual suspects.... you were seen goosestepping into the bathroom to take a leak.

Banned for leaking confidential info pertaining to banning and banned lines of nondisclosure agreements set forth by the attorney corporal of Never Never Land.

Banned for neglecting to mention the usual suspects in a travesty of Never Never Land proportions that gave the Attorney Bosun palpitations in his underwear.

banned for squeaking down the road

Banned for unauthorised roadtrips and not taking clean undies.... just in case.

Banned for skid marks.

Banned for skidding down the road at high speed and bowling over the usual suspects with a broadside of piratical proportions that even tha crew o' tha Twisted Sister 'd be proud o'.

Banned for running over innocent jellyfish in your quest for in the ground pool dominance.

banned for rolling down the highway 

Banned for rolling lines against the grain.

Banned for collecting grain and rolling a rolling pin over it to make flour for bread.

banned for banning those who roll heads of grain on the sabbath for a quick snack

Banned for rolling doobies and altering reality.

Banned for going to China Grove to see if any brothers were there.

Banned for rings around your rosy bathtub filled with Eu de Skunk.

Banned for an infantile reference to the children's game "Ring Around the Rosie".

What are you, six?

Banned for not giving Old Mother Hubbard a plug... and a bone for that mongrel dog of hers.

Add sixty to that and you're close.

Banned for Rosie riveted the rings long before most of us were twinkles in our daddy's eyes.