Banned 'cause Bourbon Street got flooded and it wasn't Kentucky that did it this time. It was that darn Bloody Mary what done it with the corn mash.

Banned for blaming Bloody Mary for opening the floodgates and seeing everybody on Bourbon Street up to their ankles in it.  Frankly, she shouldn't save it up but pee more often to prevent 'When the levee Breaks'.

Banned for the alto moment.

Banned for the moment the world stopped to watch a presidential election and never got going again because the space race ended with a whimper, and a satellite going on strike for better pay and conditions cos it was lacking atmosphere and company up there.

banned for striking the election

banned for striking the election

Banned for electing to strike thine oponent after turning the other cheek... shoulda pulled up yer pants first, tho.

Banned for fake bans.

Banned for bake fans.... and going frack to bont down a one way street

banned for using f words 

Banned for defusing the blow you ups. Starkers hates cleaning up the mess.

banned for thinking that starkers is the maid

Banned for not leaving the maid for me.

banned for strumming too hard

Banned for picking at the notes.

Banned for picking your nose... err, I mean hose, and have it leaking all over the place.

banned for being such a hoser

Banned for hosing your lawn's crab grass to make 'em outgrow your lawn's crab grass.

Banned for crabs on the grass, octopi in the garden beds and seahorses hiding in the compost.

banned because your chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost over night

Banned for assuming I even chew gum, much less leave it on the bedpost overnight.... or under the toilet seat while I'm in the bath, for that matter.

banned for bathing

 Banned for ablutional abstinence in the bathroom and tossing the antipersperant in the bin.

Banned for holding my nose 'cause its gettin' stinky. PU!   

banned for assuming its the smell