banned for mocking a day that shows appreciation for hard working people

Banned for confusing apathy with mockery

banned for being confused

banned for being confused

Banned for doubling down on your confusion delusion illusion.

Banned for sidestepping a brain fart and getting brain constipation instead.

Banned for describing politicos who play with the letter R.

Banned for I are not amused by politicos with one hand on a bagel and the other in the till searching for the cream cheese

banned for not getting off the political stump

Banned for stumping for cream cheese.

Banned for being out of your crease and getting stumped.

If you're thinking "what the?" look up cricket terms.

Banned for being offside during a personal foul. Look up terms for American football. HA!

banned for not specifying north or south america or establishing a country inside of said continents 

Banned for going all continental at breakfast time in the North but letting the South know how good it is

Banned for inciting civil disobedience during a siesta.

banned for not sitting down in the middle of the road

Banned for sitting in the middle of the elevator with no clothes on because it was warm inside.

banned for assuming it was warm

Banned for hopping out of the elevator and into a handbasket down to the bargain basement to buy some clothes,

Banned for streaking in the pumpkin aisle.

banned for putting a pumpkin on your head while you do that

Banned 'cause Jack and O'Lantern can't agree on equal billing for multiple appearances.

banned for not getting Daniels in on the deal

Banned cos Jack took Daniels lantern into the cellar and found Jim in the Beams of light, but got alarmed by a Cougar chasing a Wild Turkey through the stacked up boxes of Nelson County.

Banned because Nelson county is dry, amd all of those persons are banned there.