banned for cat of nine tails

Banned for not prolonging the agony... he whose pooch has two tails and a face like a bucketful of scrotums.

banned for going with buckets

Banned for going with the scrotums... buckets hold more.

banned for mixing metaphors and shepherds 

Banned for Little Bo Peep is still looking for her sheep and those fechen shepherds, of which you speak , fechen stole 'em.

Banne for rhyming without a license.

banned for license and registration 

Banned for being unregistered arse kicker and not having a license to roll fat ladies down Telegraph Hill on long weekends.

Banned for logging on the phone.

Banned for logging in a heritage listed forest.... leave those saplings alone.

banned for not watering the bushes

Banned for 'watering' the daisies.... when you said you'd pee on his grave you meant it.

Banned for encouraging yellow snow.

Banned for icicles on yer 'old fella'.... making yellow snow has a consequence.

banned for wandering around where husky dogs go

Banned for a husky voice after eating yellow snow.... shoulda tried the white stuff first

banned for not taking the blue stuff

Banned for taking the brown stuff and flinging it at passersby.... and did you wash your hands afterward?

Banned for scooping the goop after the poop shute closed for the day.

banned for going into the toilet for this level of humor

Any lower and I would have to call you Hillary Trump. Or is that Donald Clinton? I can never keep tell those monkeys apart. 

Banned for not knowing that The Donald had his name legally changed.... before it was Tronald Dump, and he just knew that people would look at his trash-filled life and make the obvious comparison.

Banned for not knowing his real name...Trumpy Dumpy.

or is that Dumpy Trumpy....I forget.

Banned for revealing his true state of mind and using only one LOL smiley...... ONLY one????

banned for not knowing that the  is reserved for Hillary and that the   is for Trump