Banned for eating a crushed bruised reed. 

Banned for cruisin' for a bruisin' on a reed made from bull cookies.

Banned for banning the banned.

Banned for tripping the rift.

Banned for riften the trip.

Banned 'cause the ryat missed the que.

banned for thinking i missed

Banned for queuing up the other side.

banned for not taking me to the other side

Banned 'cause you tripped up the light fantastic.

banned for letting the lunatics out of the safe house and allowing them to debate which one gets to be the leader

Banned 'cause debates are highly overrated.

Banned for expecting breakfast at Tiffanys when the lady you were with is a tramp.

banned for taking an extended vacation

Banned for vacating the station.

Banned for instigating the evacuation of the station. 

banned for stationing the monkeys with the eagles

Banned for flying around the mulberry bush.

banned for not talking to the trees

Banned for thinking like Jane.

banned for calling out the apes

Banned for throwing in the monkey wrench.

banned for flying with the tools of spaghetti 

Banned for falling into a black hole.

Banned for not repairing said hole with a bit of concrete.... and maybe some duct tape.