Banned for getting it wrong... the    are reserved for Hillary, and the   are reserved for Trump.

Also banned for not knowing why an Aussie 'd even care which one is the ugliest.

Banned for tailgating behind the elephant while leading the donkey on a wild bull chase full of cookies.

Banned for letting loose the menagerie and not employing a pooper scooper.... to prevent public 'step-ins'.

banned for letting the dogs out

Banned for trying to be the alpha male of the kennel... and do you always cock your leg that way?

Banned 'cause Alpha ran away with Beta while Delta was making whoopie with Gamma. 

*not my fault...its all greek to me*

Banned for going all Pericles  on us.... and did you hear about the blind Greek mathematician?

He worked it out with his pencil.

banned for not erasing the pencil when it was done

Banned for getting the long end of a short pencil, then trying to erase your fingerprints after removing it from the electoral office.

Banned for Eraser-Gate and Pencil-Gate and Electoral-Gate and __________(insert derogatory mention here)-Gate.

ban-gate

Banned for closing the gate after the three-toed sloth had bolted... with a sackful of bananas and gin sling cocktail... shaken, not stirred.

Banned 'cause I think the cap'n is stirred. Way up there

Banned for you're both shaken and stirred... with a healthy dose of briskly whisked for good measure.

Banned for whisking away the inside on the outside looking for the pot at the end of the driveway.

banned for nonsensical wordage 

Banned for 'age' ing.

banned for not rejoicing in my day off

Banned for taking time to do stuff.

banned for stuffing the block

Banned for blocking the stuff and flooding the place with backed up stuff.

Banned for being a neo, maxi, zoom, Dweeby. Otherwise known as a Shmoo with a hard on.

Banned for Shmooing after the fact.

Banned for not knowing the cure for water on the brain is a tap on the head.....'boink'

Oh, that's right, you call 'em faucets over there. 

banned for going down the tubes