Who would win in a fight?

Gandalf

or

Yoda

I say Gandalf

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Reply #1 Top

yoda .... hes cripple, but a psycho jumper

Reply #2 Top

Mr. Rogers.

 

:fox:

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Reply #3 Top

Gandalf.... unless Yoda took his ring of power. Yoda may be a good jumper, but remember Gandalf has his buddies the eagles!

But of course Chuck Norris could take on Yoda, Gandalf, and Mr. Rogers all at once and come out unscathed.

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Mr. Rogers

Its a proven fact that Mr. Rogers would indeed win.

What I'm currious about is if you had a centuries old Jedi master go toe to toe with a guy who beat a 15ft flaming balorg demon, with a stick.

Then again Yoda is the kinda guy who gives the ability to choke other people with your mind to a bunch of children.

Reply #6 Top

The Power Rangers

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Well, everyone really knows Yoda would win, because Gandalf isn't even a real person...he's just an actor

 

But all things being equal, I'd have to put my money on Ditka...and da' Bears

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The Power Puff Girls, unless the fight is past bedtime.

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MicroSoft. :X

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I would say it's pretty equal i mean, yoda has the force and a light saber. Gandalf has his magick and seemingly endless allys. In the end the fight would probably kill both of them.:waaaa:

Of course Gandalf would just come back to life and Yoda would come back as a force ghost. The fight would probably go on forever. That is until Chuck Norris came in. Then he would look at them, and they would drop dead.

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Dude, KYLE KATARN would own anyone you put forth. Including Chuck Norris. Because Kyle is awesome like that. In fact, did you know that KYLE KATARN created the universe because he was bored? And now he is destroying it one little bit at a time. Not because he isn't powerful enough, but because he feels like taking it slow.

KYLE KATARN would win. One hair from his beard would cut through any armor and end the world.

 


:cylon:

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Really do you need to ask. Being true to the star wars fan in me i say YODA. I mean an old guy with a sword that cuts through anything or an old guy wiht a walking stick and hobbits who like recieving gifts. NO BRAINER.

From my standpoint *the star treck fan* the klingons owuld jsut spam birds of prey and own both of them.

From my other standpoint chuck norris would win against the klingons, Yoda, Gandalf, Frodo and his little hobbits, and Jay leno. All before breakfast.

"If chuck norris could go back in time in some time paradox and fight himself he would win. PERIOD."

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the BOrg and Species 8972 would own everyone just menioined in this thread.

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Quoting elias001, reply 13
the BOrg and Species 8472 would own everyone just menioined in this thread.

Reply #15 Top

at it again SS?  ;P correcting ST canon is kind of a must.

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A Chuck Norris Borg... now THAT would be awesome.

"We are the Borg. You will be Assimilated. You will now be roundhouse kicked in the face."

Reply #17 Top

Got Dork?

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There wouldn't be much of a fight to begin with actually... either they'd pretend to be wise and not fight, or  both of em would just play pingpong with eachother's first attacks for all eternity.

I guess the real question is, in either case, which one of them would get bored playing nice first.. that guy'd win.

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Personally...I think Yoda would be just like a hobbit and confuse the hell out of Gandalf....and Gandalf would faint out of exhaustion of chasing him around...and then Yoda would use his usual backwards talking skills to be a jerk and confuse Gandalf even more and then he would finish him off with his lightsaber thingy.  But then again...I don't care at all!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you don't care, then why did you write a nice long confusing description of a fight?

 

:cylon:

Reply #21 Top

heh, what do gandalf and yoda (or obi wan if you want) have in common?

if you strike them down, they only come back stroonger. :D

Reply #22 Top

I'd give the edge to Gandalf unless Yoda can ride around on Frodo's shoulders - then all bets are off.

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jcvd jcvd JCVD J!!!!C!!!V!!!D!!!!

just kidden

EA cause there isnt anything they cant Frak up  OHHHHHHHH SNAP :andrew:

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I vote on Gan D. Alf because he has the will of D.  

But then he could be Yo D. A... he is foreign... but I doubt it.   wait, wrong series