John Kerry.

He wouldn't even have to fight; he'd just make a speech and bore Gandalf and Yoda to death before they could attack him.

I was looking for a thumbs up thing cause I was going to go

who would win in a fight THIS GUY

I bid Rocky 5 to Yoda's 4. (How many movies did they appeare in?)

Yoda would win but I hate con men hes claiming benifit have you seen him limp with that cane then all of a sudden hes leaping about he needs reporting.

mega zord vs vasari star base epic

or all mega zords vs vasari star base now that epic lol

WHY HAS NO ONE ASKED ABOUT JACK BAUER VERSUS BATMAN?

AH! yes, the unstoppable force of Jack Bauer VS. the immouvable object Chuck Norris!!

Now thats a fight?

Chuck Norris.

Kitkun. Definately Kitkun.

Agreed. All hail the holy Fox! Death to the kittens! + =

I'm sorry, but I simply can't take this post seriously. I mean, Yoda shall not pass.

I realy got to ask this, why do every body think that Chuck Norris can take on any thing. The jokes are funny as hell, but were did thid all start from. I mean Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan were in just as many action flicks as he was. Heck, the one action flick where he and Bruce Lee face off, Lee kills him.

The Way of the Dragon, it was

The Chuck jokes were started by a group of bored teenagers who were sick of seeing him on TV and made a site about him.

Not making that up.

Hee.

Bruce Lee was the writer and directer of that film. Just sayin'.

Clearly he was simply fulfilling his childhood dream of one day being stronger than Chuck Norris.

And here I didn't look at this thread when it popped up again earlier...

Please... you don't give me enough credit.