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I just blew up at my wife. It was not her fault, but she just said the wrong thing at the wrong time.  And I blew up.

Why?

Because I have the most asinine jackass fucktard of a boss that god ever planted on this planet!  He is such a fucking idiot!  He is either going senile, or his drinking is getting to him, but whatever, I am so tired of his shit!

No one is authenticating he says as I show him the security logs showing they are!  Install windows 2003 he says, and I say all I have is enterprise.  Try this eval copy!  It wont work! it does not.  OK, install it. weeks later "Look what you did to me!  You installed Enterprise instead of regular!  I am pulling all your Cd's!".

You stupid fucking moron!  Don't talk to me!  i don't give a flying fuck if you are my boss!  You want me to do something you asinine retard?  Put it in writing!  So I can show you where you told me to do it you fucking waste of a bag of bones!

Go ahead!  You install it.  Oh, you forgot that security setting that was dictated by the morons over at the other building!  Don't blame me!  Oh, you forgot that security patch and we got infected?  Don't blame me!  Oh, you set it to auto update the security patches and now you are getting a BSOD?

Blame yourself your fucking retard!  Unless I have it in writing, I don't do shit!  Now who are you going to blame?

try looking in a mirror that is a great place to start for a fucking retard that has the leadership skills of Attila the Hun, and the social skills of a slug!

Fuck off you bastard!

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Reply #26 Top

Life is tough.....but the tough keep going. It's ok to fall down, just don't stay down.

I have no intention of staying down. This was just blowing off steam.  I got through the whole day without going postal on his sorry self, so you see, after it reaches a point, I do blow up.  And then it is over.

Reply #27 Top

hell, you just can't fix stupid.

This is true.  For those wondering what he is like.  How many have seen Mr. Roberts?  He is James Cagney.  To a T!  They could have written that story based upon his life (he is ex navy as well).

Reply #28 Top

But perhaps you can have the stupid fixed... nah... that wouldn't go over too well.

Too late!  He has already reproduced!

Reply #29 Top
I love 'fucktard'. I know a number of people who could only be described as such. Good rant, Doc.
Reply #30 Top
i feel your pain brother...

i feel your pain
Reply #31 Top

I love 'fucktard'. I know a number of people who could only be described as such. Good rant, Doc.

Bummer!  I hope you do not have to work for them!

Reply #32 Top

i feel your pain brother...

i feel your pain

I am sorry for that.  I would hope that I was alone, but I guess jerks are all over the planet.

Reply #33 Top
here's a little something for ya...


Psalm 23 (For the Work Place)

The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that he is my source and not my job. He restores my sanity
everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor him in all that I
do. Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system crashes,
unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers,
discriminating supervisors and an aging body that doesn't cooperate
every morning, I still will not stop--- for He is with me! His
presence, His peace, and His power will see me through. He raises me
up, even when they fail to promote me. He claims me as His own, even
when the company threatens to let me go. His Faithfulness and love is
better than any bonus check. His retirement plan beats every 401k
there is! When it's all said and done, I'll be working for Him a whole
lot longer and for that, I BLESS HIS NAME!!!!!!
Reply #34 Top

Psalm 23 (For the Work Place)

The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that he is my source and not my job. He restores my sanity
everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor him in all that I
do. Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system crashes,
unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers,
discriminating supervisors and an aging body that doesn't cooperate
every morning, I still will not stop--- for He is with me! His
presence, His peace, and His power will see me through. He raises me
up, even when they fail to promote me. He claims me as His own, even
when the company threatens to let me go. His Faithfulness and love is
better than any bonus check. His retirement plan beats every 401k
there is! When it's all said and done, I'll be working for Him a whole
lot longer and for that, I BLESS HIS NAME!!!!!!

Ah!  That feels good! I am printing it off and it will be my mantra!\

(the {unmentionable} sent out a request for time sheets today. Which I sent him 3 days ago.  But I do have documentation of that one!)

Reply #35 Top
glad it helps......remember.....test the spirits
Reply #36 Top

glad it helps......remember.....test the spirits