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What kind of Monster are you?

What kind of Monster are you?

Halloween is Coming after all

http://bellaonline.org/misc/quiz/monsters/

This is my first try at a fun quiz, so here goes. 

YOU ARE A VAMPIRE

Somewhere in your murky past, you were seduced to the dark side. You developed a fondness for velvet and dark fabrics, for long capes and dark red lipstick. You enjoy the evening, the shadow of the night. You tend to be sensual, and whether it's a new conquest or an old flame, a nibble on the neck is quite enticing.

Keep an eye open for the unbelieving, for those who treasure an early sunrise and have a wooden stake or two in their pockets. You never know when those bat-haters will track you down and put an end to your nocturnal pleasures!

Ok, New rule on my Blog.  Guns and knives are ok, but you have to check your wooden stakes at the door!

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Reply #26 Top

don't like the last question. I would never be vanquished.

No, {aroow!!!!}, you wont!  Neither will I. I guess we have to come up with our own test!

Ok, so why are all the liberals WereWolves? (well, faux liberals as you guys are really just realists).

Hehehehehe

Reply #27 Top
--What a lame Werewolf!  Go out and catch your own cow!  Geez, next you are going to want Mickey D to serve it to you on a sesame seed bun!--

Mickey D serves everything but cow.
Reply #28 Top
YOU ARE A ZOMBIE

You had a good life. You lived, you loved, you lost. And now you were looking forward to a long eternal rest, to move on with what the world had in store for you. But it was not to be. Someone has dragged you back out of the grave and sucked your brains out too. You can't even control what you do, you can just plod around. Your friends and family are terrified of you and just want to destroy you. It's all very confusing, but also extremely irritating. Time to whack a screaming teenager or two to teach them a lesson - why did they grab the flashlight instead of something a bit more threatening??

You're stronger than just about anyone you run into, but you're pretty slow. Watch out for those guys with flamethrowers!

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Death has always been a mysterious and somewhat frightening thing for people. Zombies are a nightmare because they allow those you once loved and cared for to become mindless monsters attacking you. Zombies have been talked about in just about every culture there is, from the zombie form of a lover to zombie armies of fierce warriors.

Zombies seem to be prime fodder for movies, and a whole slew of zombie movies have been made. One of the first was White Zombie with Bela Lugosi in 1932 but even Scoobie Doo has jumped in with Scoobie-Doo on Zombie Island.

Quotes:

The most famous is to just wander around and mutter "Brains ... Brains ..."


Damn, they're telling me I have no brain.
(sings) If I Only Had A Brain.

Hey, Doc, make another rule with your "No Stakes" rule. Add a "No Flamethrowers" rule. But if you allow STEAKS then forget the "no flamethrowers" rule, and I want my steak medium rare.
Reply #29 Top
double post
Reply #30 Top
I am a skeleton.. hmmmmmmmm
Reply #31 Top
Which Halloween Monster are you?

~YOU ARE A FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER

Your childhood was rough, cobbled together from this and that. You finally got a hold of what was going on, and tried to be friendly. But it didn't quite work out, no matter how hard you tried. People kept trying to harm you. Finally you struck back out of self-preservation. You never really meant to have things like this, but you were surrounded by intolerance. They would pay for the way they treated you!

You're very strong, but not very quick. If you're overwhelmed by numbers and scared by fire, you can't hold out for long. ~
Reply #32 Top
Vampire
Reply #33 Top
Damn it all......"birds"
Reply #34 Top
YOU ARE A VAMPIRE

Somewhere in your murky past, you were seduced to the dark side. You developed a fondness for velvet and dark fabrics, for long capes and dark red lipstick. You enjoy the evening, the shadow of the night. You tend to be sensual, and whether it's a new conquest or an old flame, a nibble on the neck is quite enticing.

Keep an eye open for the unbelieving, for those who treasure an early sunrise and have a wooden stake or two in their pockets. You never know when those bat-haters will track you down and put an end to your nocturnal pleasures!



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Vampires have been in legend since the days of the Romans, but they really took off in popularity with the story Dracula by Bram Stoker, and the movie Nosferatu came out. In the 80s and 90s, the gothic movement really took hold and books, movies and TV shows about vampires abounded. One of the more famous movies was Interview with a Vampire starring Tom Cruise.

Here are some quotes from Interview to get you started:

Armand: They had forgotten the first lesson: that we must be powerful, beautiful, and without regret.

Lestat: Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.


(Wolves howling in the distance) "List-en....de child-dren of de night....vot mus-ick dey make!"---Bela Lugosi, "Dracula", 1931
Reply #35 Top

Mickey D serves everything but cow.

Their Kangaroo is tasty!

Reply #36 Top

Hey, Doc, make another rule with your "No Stakes" rule. Add a "No Flamethrowers" rule. But if you allow STEAKS then forget the "no flamethrowers" rule, and I want my steak medium rare.

We can do both.  I only grill my steaks!  Rare!  I will leave yours on a little longer.

Reply #37 Top

I am a skeleton.. hmmmmmmmm

HUH?  YOu need to eat something!

Reply #38 Top

Reply By: InBloomPosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005
Which Halloween Monster are you?

~YOU ARE A FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER

if you are, Dr. Frankenstein hired a very good cosmologist this time!

Reply #39 Top

Vampire

AH!  Another one of my brothers!  Velcome!

Reply #40 Top

Damn it all......"birds"

Sometimes you do get a bit flighty.....

Reply #41 Top

(Wolves howling in the distance) "List-en....de child-dren of de night....vot mus-ick dey make!"---Bela Lugosi, "Dracula", 1931

They song of our pets.....

Reply #42 Top
Damn it all......"birds"

Sometimes you do get a bit flighty.....


Ha-ha-ha. You a "real" funny guy......we kill you last. Said in his best Ahnold immatation.
Reply #43 Top
Which Halloween Monster are you?

YOU ARE A MUMMY

You were one of the nobles of Egypt, living a life of richness and pleasure, eating the best meats, enjoying fresh fruit and vegetables, drinking the finest wines and beer. Your servants kept your clothes clean, your home clean and your free time very entertaining. And finally when your time was done, you were wrapped in clean linen and laid to rest with your favorite belongings. But someone disturbed your eternal rest! Who dared interrupt your most enjoyable sleep?

Not only do you wish to destroy this intruder, but you want to curse them to leave a warning for anyone else who might get these ideas! Your treasures are YOURS to enjoy for eternity! Just watch out for those with fire, and for those who come in numbers. While you're wise, you're not very quick, and can easily be overcome.

Egypt is one of the oldest civilizations on the planet, and their tradition of wrapping dead people up as mummies has fascinated people for thousands of years. The tradition of a 'mummy's curse' became very popular in the 1800s and 1900s as the English developed a love for all things Egyptians and more and more tombs were plundered. The famous movie The Mummy and the Mummy Returns in the late 1990s revived this enthusiasm. For a movie about Egyptians while they were alive, give Cleopatra a try!

Reply #44 Top
YOU ARE A MUMMY


Great timing! It is holloween again.

And I want my mummy!!!!!
Reply #45 Top
Yes twas good timeing and all!