What kind of Monster are you?

Halloween is Coming after all

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from JoeUser Forums

This is my first try at a fun quiz, so here goes. 

YOU ARE A VAMPIRE

Somewhere in your murky past, you were seduced to the dark side. You developed a fondness for velvet and dark fabrics, for long capes and dark red lipstick. You enjoy the evening, the shadow of the night. You tend to be sensual, and whether it's a new conquest or an old flame, a nibble on the neck is quite enticing.

Keep an eye open for the unbelieving, for those who treasure an early sunrise and have a wooden stake or two in their pockets. You never know when those bat-haters will track you down and put an end to your nocturnal pleasures!

Ok, New rule on my Blog.  Guns and knives are ok, but you have to check your wooden stakes at the door!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
My Wiccan and Goth Friends would be proud. ;~D



YOU ARE A WITCH

Witches aren't physically strong, nor are they imposing. Their power is in their mind, their cunning and intelligence. They don't mind doing a bit of gathering and a bit of mixing in order to create their potions and spells. They can plan out their revenge, track down a target from afar and set it loose without warning. They do like to let their target know what is going on, so the target can suffer even more, knowing who caused it. A nice parchment or sign left behind will do the trick!

Be sure to keep a crystal ball around to glance into the future, and some incense and sweet drinks with which to seduce the unwary. But watch out for those resistant to your spells - if they get close, they can be your undoing.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

YOU ARE A WITCH

Isn't a male witch a Wizard?

Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU ARE A WEREWOLF

You love the moon, you love the night, you love the forest. During most of the month you're able to present yourself as a normal part of society, dealing with the boring things that go on daily. But when that full moon begins to rise, you throw off those shackles and run wild, enjoying the rush of freedom, the wilderness and wind and fierce joy. You jump over boulders, splash through lakes. and sure, if someone gets in your way, you tend to push them away rather harshly. But they deserve it, intruding on your one night of pleasure!

Just keep an eye open for those with silver weapons. Some people don't appreciate your one night of fun, and might try to put an end to it.



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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU ARE A WEREWOLF


You know, somehow that does not surprise me! That inner lupine self of yours!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Isn't a male witch a Wizard?


Actually, I think it would be Warlock.

By the way, I'm a damn Bird.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW... where did you find that site? It's Israeli...


A friend sent it to me. She was a Witch too! (but a Good Witch like Glenda!)
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU ARE A FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER

Your childhood was rough, cobbled together from this and that. You finally got a hold of what was going on, and tried to be friendly. But it didn't quite work out, no matter how hard you tried. People kept trying to harm you. Finally you struck back out of self-preservation. You never really meant to have things like this, but you were surrounded by intolerance. They would pay for the way they treated you!

You're very strong, but not very quick. If you're overwhelmed by numbers and scared by fire, you can't hold out for long.



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This is a relatively recent monster, brought about with thoughts of scientists and advances in biology causing more harm than good. In the story "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley, a scientist searches into the mysteries of life and animates parts put together from a dead corpse. His experiment goes awry and the monster terrorizes the villagers. A more recent movie about this famous pair is Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks.

Quote from the 1931 movie:

Dr. Frankenstein: It's alive! It's alive! In the name of God, now I know what it feels like to be God!




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Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Isn't a male witch a Wizard?


That all depends on what legend, culture or sub culture you are refering to. Since this is their website, I'll stick with their word. ;~D
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Actually, I think it would be Warlock.

By the way, I'm a damn Bird.

I can never get it straight.  One is a slave to the witch and the other is the equivalent.

And a bird?  What kind of Bird?  A Hitchcock Bird?  A phoenix?

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: Manopeace

Your son told me about your howling at the moon in the middle of the night!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU ARE A WEREWOLF

You love the moon, you love the night, you love the forest. During most of the month you're able to present yourself as a normal part of society, dealing with the boring things that go on daily. But when that full moon begins to rise, you throw off those shackles and run wild, enjoying the rush of freedom, the wilderness and wind and fierce joy. You jump over boulders, splash through lakes. and sure, if someone gets in your way, you tend to push them away rather harshly. But they deserve it, intruding on your one night of pleasure!

Just keep an eye open for those with silver weapons. Some people don't appreciate your one night of fun, and might try to put an end to it.

Hmmm.... that explains why I've got this craving for dead cow ... Cooked, of course.

Wizard, warlock, witch, sorceror. Like ParaTed2k said, it all depends on which legend you're referring to. Some didn't make any differentiation in terms based on gender.

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

You're very strong, but not very quick. If you're overwhelmed by numbers and scared by fire, you can't hold out for long.

Uh, huh!  See what that bionic knee got you!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

That all depends on what legend, culture or sub culture you are refering to. Since this is their website, I'll stick with their word. ;~D

So in some, men can be witches as well?

Does it require a wart on the end of the nose?

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your son told me about your howling at the moon in the middle of the night!


big mouth....
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hmmm.... that explains why I've got this craving for dead cow ... Cooked, of course.

What a lame Werewolf!  Go out and catch your own cow!  Geez, next you are going to want Mickey D to serve it to you on a sesame seed bun!

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
And a bird? What kind of Bird? A Hitchcock Bird? A phoenix?


YOU ARE THE BIRDS

You try to mind your own business. You like your forests, where you can be free and roam. But someone keeps antagonizing you. Your prods for them to go away are ignored. Luckily, you're not defenseless. You've got your beaks, you've got your claws. It's time to get some payback for being bothered so much, and to get these people out for good. Just watch out for their weapons - a few shotgun blasts and you're toast!



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Birds single can seem threatening, whether it's a raven watching from a lone tree or a buzzard circling overhead. When you have an entire flock of birds, with sharp beaks and razor talons, they can be downright frightening. Alfred Hitchcock played on this fear in his famous movie, "The Birds".

Great quote:

Diner Lady: Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all this. I think you’re evil! EVIL!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

big mouth....

He just thought I needed to find those big M&Ms fast as that was what you were howling about!

Good news on that front.  I think they will be here soon(the commercials have been on TV).  So I will keep my fangs, er ummmm eyes out for them.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

Alfred Hitchcock played on this fear in his famous movie, "The Birds".

Aha!  Hitchcock Birds!  That one kept me awake all night!

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
You try to mind your own business.


I'm still laughing at this one. I'm sure whip might disagree with this.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A werewolf that craves chocolate!  You are not going to frighten any kids this holloween!

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'm still laughing at this one. I'm sure whip might disagree with this.

Nah!  She snarls at times, but she rarely bites!

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU ARE A WEREWOLF

You love the moon, you love the night, you love the forest. During most of the month you're able to present yourself as a normal part of society, dealing with the boring things that go on daily. But when that full moon begins to rise, you throw off those shackles and run wild, enjoying the rush of freedom, the wilderness and wind and fierce joy. You jump over boulders, splash through lakes. and sure, if someone gets in your way, you tend to push them away rather harshly. But they deserve it, intruding on your one night of pleasure!

Just keep an eye open for those with silver weapons. Some people don't appreciate your one night of fun, and might try to put an end to it.



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The thought that men had beast-aspects within them has been common througout history. There have been fears of werewolves, weretigers, werebears and just about any other fierce creature. Werewolves are probably the best known since wolves can be found in most lands. A werewolf was a human that was infected with lyncanthropy. Every full moon, the person would turn into a fierce wolf, terrorizing the friends and family nearby. Only a silver weapon could kill the werewolf.

I don't like the last question. I would never be vanquished.