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Whoever gave me Karma today, and then retracted it a couple hours later...

Whoever gave me Karma today, and then retracted it a couple hours later...

Why?

How did I offend you?

I swear, my hard drive's death will be quick and painless. I won't make it suffer.

 

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Reply #26 Top

Quoting Wizard1956, reply 22


Quoting Borg999, reply 20Of couse if you have 2000 karma already, it doesn't mean as much.

Says who? I value each one as much now as I did when I had 20.


Quoting Borg999, reply 20It doesn't matter, but when you're helpful, funny or insightful, it's nice to get a nod every now and then.

I've also given out over 8000 kp for those reasons and more. That's a lot of nods.

Exactly! :)

Reply #27 Top

I just got here.

Reply #28 Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 27

I just got here.

Yes ,  and you are late, therefore you can stay over and make up for your tardiness.....do not let this happen again or I will be forced to report you to HR.  :time: #:(

Reply #29 Top

Uh oh......

I'll...uh...just sit here...zip.  :P

Reply #30 Top

Not sure if Karma's actually working as mine seems to have been stuck for a while.

Then again, I haven't been as active on the boards as I used to be. 8(|

 

Looks like Doc's & Wiz's Karma has exploded. Damn Karma Ho's ;)

 

 

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Reply #31 Top

Quoting CarGuy1, reply 30


Looks like Doc's & Wiz's Karma has exploded. Damn Karma Ho's

And you took the words right outta my mouth [in my best Meatloaf singing voice] :-" O:) ;P

Reply #32 Top

Quoting CarGuy1, reply 30
Damn Karma Ho's

Quoting starkers, reply 31
And you took the words right outta my mouth

I see you've been training together...  ;P

 

Reply #33 Top

^ (Nice slacks  :smitten: )

 

Reply #34 Top

Quoting DaveRI, reply 33

^ (Nice slacks  )

 

Yeah, cos I wouldn't be seen dead in those tights... they'd make ma arse look fat. :grin:

Reply #36 Top

Quoting Primal_Savage, reply 35


Quoting Borg999, reply 20Heck, I once got 14 likes simply by posting a picture of a wild turkey that wandered through my yard.

 
Worth a try...

 

If that wandered through my yard, it wouldn't get very far. :)

Reply #37 Top

You shouldn't feed the grass like that. Its all blurry. :) Tied one on I bet.  }:)

Reply #38 Top

Nothing foul about that turkey...   ;)

Reply #39 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 34
they'd make ma arse look fat.

 

Naah. You're not fat...you're fluffy. ;)

Reply #40 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 21

Quoting GFireflyE, reply 19Karma please!

Reduced 82%Original 593 x 531

LOLZ

Reply #41 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 39


Quoting starkers, reply 34they'd make ma arse look fat.

 

Naah. You're not fat...you're fluffy.

Hehe, but I'm not that fluffy anymore.... have lost 35kg over the last couple of months and hope to lose more in the coming months.  Trying to do it slowly so as not to lose too much too quick, and hopefully then it will stay off.

:thumbsup:

Reply #42 Top

Everything you wanted to know about karma (but were afraid to ask)

 

By Mister Language Person (with apologies to Dave Barry for patent plagiarization)

 

Q: What is the origin of the word “karma”?

A: The word karma is from the ancient language of Sanskrit (pronounced Sun’sCrit). Usage can be gleaned from the immortal quotation in the Bhagwata Geeta – “Falavay va  dhikarastay, ma karmeshu kadachanah”. Loosely translated, with a pinch of poetic license, as “You have the right to the fruits of your labor,  but never the right to receive karma”.

 

Q: Does the size of your karma package matter?

A: Having just One karma is better than having scores, as evidenced by MicroSoft’s recent decision to rename their gaming console as “XBox One” instead of “XBox 720”, clearly emphasizing the supremacy of One over many. Another pertinent example can be had from the seminal movie “The Matrix”, where the bullet-dodging baddy-bashing kung-fu-ballet-bopping Neo is known as “The One” instead of being named “Neo 2000” or such.

 

Q: If you have lots of karma, and want to get back to One karma, do you flush your excess karma out the wazoo or down the wazoo?

A: You cant, and the correct word is wazooty.

Reply #43 Top

Quoting gsitetfs, reply 42
Everything you wanted to know about karma (but were afraid to ask)

I was never afraid to ask... it's just that nobody here was qualified enough to answer my questions.... until you came along, that is.

However, seeing as you've pretty much covered it in a nutshell, thus pre-empting my questions, I think I'll just go sit in a corner and count my karma.  Hopefully I don't run out of fingers and toes and lose count.

:-"

Reply #44 Top

Quoting gsitetfs, reply 42
Having just One karma is better than having scores

I knew it! That bitch lied to me about size!   :grin:

Reply #45 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 44


Quoting gsitetfs, reply 42 Having just One karma is better than having scores

I knew it! That bitch lied to me about size!  

Yup, they all lie about it!  If you have a small bank account they tell you not to worry cos they love you for you... and if you have a big bank account they tell you that they didn't marry you for your money.

A bloke can't win... unless he marries a generous [much older] woman with a big bank account. :-"

Reply #46 Top

Then they'll cry that you just love them for their money.

Quoting starkers, reply 45
A bloke can't win.

Reply #47 Top

Is not that it was retracted.. it's just that like the Borg.. Doc assimilates any unprotected karma .. ;P :rofl:

Reply #48 Top

Karma - just another human platitude... ;p

Reply #49 Top

1-800-Bux-4doc. Pretty easy munber to renenber.

Reply #50 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 34
Yeah, cos I wouldn't be seen dead in those tights... they'd make ma arse look fat.

 a bit late for that lol :grin: