ITS TRUE

starkers was right ... there is a toilet paper conspiracy.

http://news.yahoo.com/three-plead-guilty-florida-toilet-paper-fraud-163557343.htm
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Scamming little old ladies out of their life saving. Seventy 70 years worth of TP. LMAO!

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Starkers is going to have a field trip on this one.....

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hey starkers ...... you out there!!

BUNP!

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Really slow day in the forums huh? :X o_O

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Snowman, reply 1
Starkers is going to have a field trip on this one.....
End of Snowman's quote

Bastards!!!!  Just when I get a good idea, some bastard comes along and....

Thing is, we don't have septic tanks anymore... we're all hooked up to sewage lines these days.   However, I had come up with a scam that involved special toilet paper that not only helped speed away waste, but also sent pleasant aromas back through the pipes and into users toilets.  To palm it all off I was gonna use the same ploy, that the laws had changed...

DAMMIT!!!!  These bastards have ruined everything.

Oh well, looks like plan B it is.  Yup, I've come up with the idea of self sealing upchuck bags for travel-sick prone persons who intend/need to fly.  I was thinking a booth outside major airports so passengers can purchase them before boarding.  I mean, just because the paper bag dissolves after 2 - 3 hours of being exposed to liquid... well, they'll be alright for short flights.

:-"

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