This place needs perking up!!!   Let's get this party started!!!!     

Uhmmmmmmmmm, duhhhhhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmmmmmmm, waaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Words.
So many words go unspoken;
So many thoughts unrevealed;
So many random emotions;
And I think you know how I feel.
So, don't let my heart go unheard.
Let's not fall victim to silence.
Let's not have each other saying
there's something I wanted to say
but forgot to say.

I'm left speechless.  

SURE!!!!!!

I talk all day and night but my dog does just looks at me and thinks I'm nuts. (no additional comment needed on that sentence)

So I turn on my Yahoo and Skype to talk to a couple friends to assure myself it's not true.

Pop, pop music.

I´m not gonna reply cause I don´t wanna encourage you....eehh

No.

Really.....

Dang Wiz, you have too much karma...you know it's really not good for anything, right? 

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

 Really...

coffee .. coffee .. coffee .. coffee .. coffee .. coffee .. coffee .. coffee !!!!  More coffeeeeeee!!!

Says Mr. 943.....           I'll take some off your hands if you want. 

That's ok, neither am I.

... slurp 

I wuz gonna click the report button and have someone in authority have a stern word with you about being so negative about yourself, but it seems everybody in the top office is waiting on the jury to come back in on that one.  I mean, and dontcha just hate it when authority figures are so indecisive, leaving the important decisions to those much farther down the pecking order while they twiddle their thumbs and procrastinate?

Nah, upper management ain't what it used to be.  Like there was a time when you could depend on upper management to come up with something completely stupid, but not any more.  Nope, they've become mere pencil pushers, signing bits of paper with orders for some subordinate farther down the line to put his foot in it instead.   Yeah, it's terrible!!! 

It's not like in the past where upper management came down and told you that you were no good for anything, is it?  Back then you knew where you stood, and there was no confusion about your daily status because somebody in authority was always there to remind you.... but not anymore.  No, these days you have to wait for the bits of paper to circulate throughout the top office, down through the middle office until it reaches the bottom office, where a not-so-in-authority person comes out with a rather diluted version [because it has been through so many sets of eyes and numerous copy machines] of what may or may not have been said upstairs in the top office. 

So, there you have it... why so many people are purposeless and have little or no direction in their lives.  Upper management is slacking on the job and assuming that we can fend for ourselves.  Well they're wrong.... we need to be told we're no good for anything every once in a while to put a bit of perspective on things, right?

You do realize of course that inviting people to babble is like opening the spigot for our starkers.

Babble ... babble

more babble

Other forums would never allow a fun thread like this, but WinCustomize is cool 

Easy on the caffeine, it'll lead you to stronger drugs 

[rattle rattle rattle......whir whir....grind grind grind....rattle rattle....~wisp of smoke~]

uh, bacon and eggs

Do you have dropbox? If so, please send eggs and bacon.....

I'll make biscuits and gravy!!  

Dang Starkers, a lot came to mind, huh?   lol  

You gotta stop using your smoke detector as a timer.

I think I'll make a fresh pot of pork snaffington

Had to unplug them a long time ago.  Darned things kept going off anytime I'd try to figure something out.

Don't know what the "snaffington" is but the "pork" part of it sure sounds good.